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Beware the patient GenX (50s) she/they

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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

07.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7286    πŸ” 1897    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 90
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a black and white cat looking out of a hole in a wall ALT: a black and white cat looking out of a hole in a wall
08.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Little figurines (about 1.5 inches tall) of ed and stede waltzing. Stede is in bus traditional sea green outfit and ed is wearing black pants and a comfy brown shirt

Little figurines (about 1.5 inches tall) of ed and stede waltzing. Stede is in bus traditional sea green outfit and ed is wearing black pants and a comfy brown shirt

Same pic but with stede's face forward

Same pic but with stede's face forward

Same figure from the back. Ed's hair is half up

Same figure from the back. Ed's hair is half up

From the back

From the back

Look what my husband made me for my birthday 😭😭😭😭 I love them so much

08.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goodnight Bsky

08.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

08.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two stills from the television series Twin peaks showing Agent Dale Cooper talking to the sherif with text that reads "every day, once a day, give yourself a present." For the top image and "don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen." For the bottom

Two stills from the television series Twin peaks showing Agent Dale Cooper talking to the sherif with text that reads "every day, once a day, give yourself a present." For the top image and "don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen." For the bottom

08.10.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

an ofmd deleted scene

07.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
edited photo of Ed in the blanket fort drinking a baja blast through a "bitch" crazy straw

edited photo of Ed in the blanket fort drinking a baja blast through a "bitch" crazy straw

I made this in 2022 and it feels very appropriate to share it here πŸ˜‚

08.10.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and a hat is holding a large object in his hands ALT: a man with a beard and a hat is holding a large object in his hands
07.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You KNOW and I KNOW Stede is asking about butt measurements. Like WHO is measuring his butt?

Fang has never fought so hard in his life to not giggle at Ed's reactions. He's losing the battle.

07.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ed's face!!!!!!!!!!!!! he loves stede so much 😭😭 #OurFlagMeansDeath

07.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is leaning back into Stede's chest. He's nuzzling against Stede's cheek. Stede's arm is around Ed's back and his hand is dangling over his shoulder. His other arm is around Ed's. Their eyes are closed and they're both smiling.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is leaning back into Stede's chest. He's nuzzling against Stede's cheek. Stede's arm is around Ed's back and his hand is dangling over his shoulder. His other arm is around Ed's. Their eyes are closed and they're both smiling.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're both in bed. It's early enough that neither are fully awake. Ed is pressed up against Stede's back. He's worming a hand up under Stede's night shirt. Stede is bleary eyed and smiling in response.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're both in bed. It's early enough that neither are fully awake. Ed is pressed up against Stede's back. He's worming a hand up under Stede's night shirt. Stede is bleary eyed and smiling in response.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death.  They're sleeping. Ed is the little spoon as Stede is draped over his back. They're loosely holding each other's wrists. Stede is sleeping with his mouth open. Ed is smiling in his sleep.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're sleeping. Ed is the little spoon as Stede is draped over his back. They're loosely holding each other's wrists. Stede is sleeping with his mouth open. Ed is smiling in his sleep.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

cuddles

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

07.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Cross stitch Stede and Ed as cats

Cross stitch Stede and Ed as cats

Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks πŸ˜… πŸͺ‘🧡 #OFMD #OFMDArt

07.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0

Fang slides a filled out registration form over.

Blackbeard's choice usually doesn't include the rubber ducky pirate when it's made for him, but Fang must have forgotten.

Stede is now eyeing the toy and maybe he's checking Ed out.

07.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did he just giggle? Blackbeard is suddenly interested in the smoothie bar.

07.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ink painting of the artist's dnd character, a goblin blacksmith sorcerer named Unnr, hammering what will eventually be made into a fine knife blade.

Ink painting of the artist's dnd character, a goblin blacksmith sorcerer named Unnr, hammering what will eventually be made into a fine knife blade.

Watercolour portrait of Jim from Our Flag Means Death. They are holding a thick pirate ship rope and flipping the middle finger.

Watercolour portrait of Jim from Our Flag Means Death. They are holding a thick pirate ship rope and flipping the middle finger.

did you know i've got commissions open? let me paint your oc or dnd character or blorbo (or blorbos holding hands, perhaps, teehee?) or you and/or your sweetheart and/or your beloved pet?

ko-fi.com/samikelsh/co...

#artshop #traditionalart #cuteart

16.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Stede's drinking the promotional peach smoothie through a straw when Blackbeard walks by.

07.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday 🎈

07.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Season 3 is 100 episodes and there is a story arc of building and managing a pirate themed amusement park.

#ofmd

07.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

07.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8368    πŸ” 2693    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 122

Remember when we had Our Flag Means Death and the world seemed almost okay?

07.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ed is telling Stede that for this full moon he can speed right up πŸ˜‰ No slowing down! And stopping? Not even an option.

#ofmd

07.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GIVE US OUR SHOW BACK

#ofmd

06.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

GIVE US OUR SHOW BACK

#OFMD
Seriously I’m tired of shouting

06.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GIVE US OUR SHOW BACK

#OFMD

06.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GIVE US OUR SHOW BACK

#ofmd

06.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

tables will be flipped!

07.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yearning gentlebeard so badly tonight πŸ’”

30.07.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

So good πŸ₯°

07.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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