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@jenstormalves.bsky.social

Dog lover, marathoner, cybersecurity professional. LocSec/President of San Francisco Regional Mensa. She/her.

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Merci beaucoup ❤️❤️

14.06.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s just his greatest hits. Grandpa is sundowning again.

05.03.2025 03:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@nerdporter.bsky.social hello!!!

08.01.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awesome!

06.01.2025 17:13 — 👍 276    🔁 37    💬 8    📌 1
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Complicit

06.01.2025 17:13 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 1

<3

24.12.2024 22:26 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So I am writing the following to the Attorney General:

In order to ensure the balance between the OLC's constitutional interpretation that a president cannot be encumbered in fulfilling his duties, AND that no man is above the law, I am asking you to release the full Special Counsel Report. 10/

01.12.2024 00:48 — 👍 1508    🔁 299    💬 18    📌 6

Yes, all of this. Smdh.

02.12.2024 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well. This outrage over President Biden pardoning his son is just... so unexpected. </s>

02.12.2024 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Snakeoil Sales Fundamentals

02.12.2024 17:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.

02.12.2024 04:22 — 👍 46959    🔁 7504    💬 1315    📌 338

100%

02.12.2024 15:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shocked, I tell you.

02.12.2024 15:05 — 👍 1173    🔁 188    💬 71    📌 4
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God’s will..so be it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thoughts &Prayers 🧻
#SheShed
#NoSympathy4MAGA🖕🏻

01.12.2024 23:23 — 👍 12017    🔁 2098    💬 572    📌 127

<3

02.12.2024 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s me.

02.12.2024 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Readying myself to thank all of the chuds who voted away veterans’ benefits. This is despicable.

01.12.2024 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sprinkle a bit of North Korea on top and this is on point.

30.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 23    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

A terrific theory that pairs well with the Economist's terrific and terrifying chart of Musk's tweeting.

29.11.2024 09:37 — 👍 2018    🔁 635    💬 57    📌 43
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Got my rescue girl some dog crocs. Of course, she hates them 🤣🤣

27.11.2024 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What, nobody saw this coming?????

27.11.2024 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not that anyone’s going to do anything about it, but it might be good to remember that, as an adjudicated oath-breaking insurrectionist, Mr.Trump is constitutionally disqualified under Sec. 3 of 14th Am from taking the oath as president on 1/20/25 unless 2/3 of both houses lift the disqualification

25.11.2024 11:46 — 👍 7274    🔁 2656    💬 511    📌 286

Getting his cases dismissed does NOT exonerate Trump from his criminal culpability for January 6th.

26.11.2024 00:02 — 👍 7581    🔁 1242    💬 527    📌 70
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Why 90% of the U.S. avocado supply comes from Mexico Avocados' popularity has skyrocketed in the U.S. thanks to Mexico, which provides nearly 90% of U.S. avocado supply. Can the U.S. ever catch up?

If you voted out the incumbent because you thought grocery prices were too high, I got some bad news from you.
For example, 90% of our avocados come from Mexico. Guac is REALLY gonna cost extra
www.cnbc.com/2024/08/17/w...

26.11.2024 01:21 — 👍 1781    🔁 451    💬 71    📌 66
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This explains a lot. Parochialism of American worldview is straight outta 19th century. We couldn't find another map from couple years ago showing percentage of people who were born and died at same ZIP code clusters - suggesting that they have never moved in their lives.🤷🏻‍♂️

26.11.2024 11:11 — 👍 249    🔁 42    💬 42    📌 11
News Wire: Walmart raises concerns over Trump tariff proposals, warns they could lead to higher prices for customers.

News Wire: Walmart raises concerns over Trump tariff proposals, warns they could lead to higher prices for customers.

People who voted for Trump because they want lower prices are in for sticker shock.

20.11.2024 04:33 — 👍 13370    🔁 2220    💬 716    📌 185
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Yes. Sue. Gum up the works however we can.

20.11.2024 00:38 — 👍 7379    🔁 1683    💬 157    📌 39

Riding that train

High on cocaine

20.11.2024 04:43 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Rollie the rescue 💞💞

17.11.2024 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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