Well-Burnt Pyromancer

The Pyromancer will no longer be arguing with people. I’m just gonna post this picture.

BY THE GREAT FLAME THE PYROMANCER RECOMMENDS THIS BOOK!

I’ve had to think on this for a few days and I’m be real. I don’t know how to explain it beyond this feels important.

Will the Pyromancer ever recommend a book with points and reasong beyond just “I like it”. Who can say.

Cover of “Dark Night a True Batman Story” by Paul Dini

The Pyromancer is gonna start this tomorrow.

The villians feel smart.
The relationship between Bruce and Dick Grayson is well handled both in their civilian and vigilante lives.
And honestly I could just stare at the art and paneling for hours, it’s just that appealing to me.

I don’t really have the character limit to talk about all the things I like in this book nor do I want to give too much away but this was one of the first comics I read this year and I’m already kind of itching to re-read it.

The cover for Batman & Robin Year One

Two-face saying “heh. nice” from the Comic Batman & Robin Year One

The Pyromancer will now recommend a comic book.

BY THE WILL OF THE PRIMORDIAL FLAME
Go read Batman & Robin: Year One by Mark Waid and Illustrated by Chris Samnee.

Personally I’m a big fan or early career Batman content.

Should the Pyromancer recommend comic they read? Cause they read a lot of them and kinda want to talk about them.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If I’m reading this right. The Pyromancer has depression.

Wow you really can’t fit an imperssonation of the tangerine tyrant into the character limit can you.

Folks I’ve got the best people, the very best, they often say to me “Trump how do you get such good people” and I say I just got em. Anyway they’re workin on a philo- a philadelphia’s stone, it’s a great gem, beautiful gem, second only to my office’s gold trim. And it’s gonna make us a lot of gold f

Not that part of this isn’t people listening unironically but I’m trying to stay a little optimistic that this is partially people going “wtf”

Id be more worried if it gets anywhere near the other charts where they account for things like sales. That level will continue to be an endless war between older people who still pay for songs and K-pop stans (who I’m sure are all lovely people plz dont dox me)

Bwe?

Forced my coworker to order it for the Library.

Reminds me of Motorcycle Chariots

All this goblin murder would go well with a drink. A toast to ye on this day of days.

Edit of AnyAustin pointing at a wizard orb which projects the map of Red Dead Redemption 2

Pondering the rivers.

When Dominick Mysterio says he’s the greatest luchador of all time so you have to hit him with the booyaka stare.

The Pyromancer also picked this up. Feelin pretty good about Batman stuff rn.

Damn thought of a better post but people have seen this already

Batman breaking a white supremacist arm. Fuck that guy.

The Pyromancer says…

FUCK YES

Malkavian spotted lets gooo

The Pyromancer got a foil variant of a comic they wanted. Maybe life ain’t so bad.

I plan to have a sword place in my headstone that when removed will have a contracted etched on it stating that by pulling the sword from the stone you have inherited all my debts.

No take backs.

Atleast you’ll have a cool sword.

I hear you’re still frequently mentioned in the fey courts.

Literally me and my legos

“Welcome to another exciting edition of ‘Trick or Treat’ … and our lucky, or should I say unlucky, challenger today is Jacob!”

If Chunk doesn’t win fat bear week tomorrow The Pyromancer is going to crash out.