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Sorry, to clarify, I wasn't saying trade Laughton and McMann *today*. My all means, get max value possible but they gotta go by the TDL

If you spend time in the bad place, you’re hearing this claim a lot:

Alberta sends $23B more to Ottawa than it gets back. If we separated, we’d erase the $9B deficit and have a $14B surplus.

It sounds simple. It’s wrong. Here's why. 🧵

For sure. Absolutely

These guys should be absolutely slam-dunk trades. OEL too, while he has value.

They look like a team that realizes they're out of the playoffs and truly have nothing to play for

Berube has lost the room without question.

I'm so sick of him. He's never had a plan. Yeah the Leafs are worse than last year (for a variety of reasons), but Berube fucking blows. Get this guy outta town yesterdat

Safe to say that Berube has lost the room

This is some next-level swiftboating

My “he’s a very innocent guy” t-shirt has people asking questions that are answered by my t-shirt

Forgive me if you were tongue-in-cheek on this one haha

I get the sentiment here, but there's failing and there's *failing*.

Dubas'/Shanahan' Leafs were very very good for a ling time, often ran into borderline dynasty / dynasty-adjacent teams in Round 1 and lost.

This version of the Leafs gets pumped by basically everyone in the league.

being as generous as possible and giving Seravelli as much of the benefit of the doubt as possible, and still having him say "you're putting me in a box!", the lesson here is platforming MAGA chuds is literally not worth it. This isn't even politics. We're "debating" in different languages

Absolutely. IMO, as soon as you say "I don't like *everything* that Trump does", you're saying without saying that you're able to stomach basically anything he does if you are personally slightly, even just ever-so-slightly better off.

Giving him like 20 minutes to spout bullshit...

Danny Glover did all he could but it wasn't enough lol

Alternatively: sounds Trump made at Epstein Island

The return of Mad Max let's fucking go

Unless I'm wrong, I think Omar is saying without saying "trade McMann and re-sign him as a free agent".

Original with Arnie was good, maybe great for what it was

Horrendous. Gotta be in the "worst all time sequel" conversation

tapping the sign

JD Vance is going to run the “war on fraud." the call is coming from inside the building

oh yeah most def

as a pure Girard replacement, then they have that replacement in place and paid for. Maybe they convince Kulak to re-sign at a value discount to play on a contender.

cap space is still an asset, I suppose it's value is relative though. A team with $40M of cap space may not be willing to trade an asset to dump $5M, where a team up against it & with big extensions coming due will find that cap dump to be more costly. If COL thinks Malinski is a long-term answer...

yeah, cap space is an under-appreciated asset. Even considering that though, I'm really surprised COL had to throw in a 2nd here.

is it attractive? no
is it cheap? also no
is it sturdy? alas, again, no
can it carry a lot? still no
is it safe? lol not at all
is it funding Nazis? actually, yes

Unfortunately, I'll be shocked if he doesn't also go. It'll be incrediblely disappointing

A significant number of Americans think that being racist should be free speech but calling someone racist should not be.