real titties of linkedin

i love when i have no idea whats happening in this website. genuinely, a gift

I packed up so much of my house today and holy fuck.

Will listening to noise or noisecore break my fast? (Genuine question) As a practicing muslim myself i really wanna know. as most instruments or music are not permissible, i dont really know where noise stands in all of this

ramadan mubarak

‘why are ur paws wet?’ and other questions i never want answers to

*walking up to a podium, straightening my papers, pushing my glasses up the bridge of my nose and clearing my throat*

Hoetry

its a weird kind of overwhelming for things to not suck??

everything is coming up ratwife, fellas

so correct of you

pickled beetroot goes hard on a burger

getting in trouble for stripping the copper wiring out of the emperor's golden throne

jesus

finding out that jeff davis created teen wolf and criminal minds like, when will you let these autistic boys be gay jeffrey, w h e n

having best friend times with @pinkberryshake.bsky.social

oh this has turned into a four ingredient night

lmaoooo ilu 💖

im full of none drugs,, none drugs ar allllll

boo!! more effective rain now!! (hope you’re safe bud!)

im normal

yessss magic loop!!

lighting candles for her ♥️

hell yeah bree!!

An arizona license plate that says “CVNTY” (cunty)

AZ license plate that says WHORESY (horsey - it’s a play on it being a mustang). It also has a brazzers license plate frame, so there are obvious implications

AZ license plate that technically says “NLDRLR”, but since it’s a U of A license plate it has a giant “A” in the front, making it ANLDRLR aka “anal driller”

AZ license plate that says “PRIUSSY” (it’s on a Prius). Bonus: it has a sticker for a local shop called Curious Nature where they sell taxidermied dead stuff

one of my favorite things about arizona is that our DMV does not give a single fuck and will approve almost anything. case in point

this app is so fucking normal

Are you avoiding asking for help because you’re afraid of being a burden or because you don’t trust the ability of people to help you substantially

We’re all being very “it’s okay to ask for help” but we seem to not be talking about how to make sure we’re actually good at helping

if anyone knows where I can get daily index data (historical, don't need live/real time) for the Bloomberg Global Aggregate Index or FTSE World Government Bond Index - I would find that very interesting, thank you

if I die of Faceplant in Cat Belly? I go out on a victory tbh

culinary thunderdome would go so so hard

Billionaires need to stop the bullshit they're doing and start constructing a cooking arena called "Kitchen Stadium" where visiting chefs from around the world can compete against their Gourmet Academy, led by three or four Iron Chefs