Marc Dissents

thank you for your service, sir

he tore an entire f*&%ing wing off our White House.

How long is the "outrage" over *another* pardon gonna last? 24 hrs? 48, maybe?

“Sure, the GOP didn’t actually release any hostages, but they’ve temporarily agreed not to shoot the hostage and we’re going to play Russian roulette with the hostage they kneecapped earlier to prove they don’t care about hostages.” - expert hostage negotiator, Sen Angus King

that's some Dem math if I ever heard it.

looks like there's a jar with your name on it, Eunuch Schumer

that's the part of the equation I'm missing.
I know eight dems folded like cheap suits, but...
doesn't re-opening the govt get the Epstein ball rolling again?

Oh, well, see...I didn't realize it included a GUARANTEE from your fascist colleagues.

That changes everything

I've been watching dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory my entire adult life...
some things never change

he's fucking reptilian

this seems not great

fucking goons

Finally, the persecution of Christians they’re always going on about

gloaming

you could overlay the co2 graph and the mean surface temp graph on this, and probably be a pretty tight fit

I had braced for gross, 24/7 coverage.
also anticipated whatever reaction Mango Mussolini might have.
But it's crickets

did I... misread this?

Holy. fuck

is it just me, or...

did Cheney's death get

ZERO

attention?

BREAKING: Federal Judge Immergut in Portland rules Trump admin CANNOT deploy National Guard to Oregon. Grants state & city a PERMANENT injunction, barring troops indefinitely.

Dozy Droopy

next thing you know, they'll be "gifting" the president a jumbo jet.
I mean, where does it end?

should we call him Droopey? or Dozey?

these photos are, what...
15 minutes apart?

The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

I have every reason to believe the accelerated warming we've been experiencing has plateaued.
I mean, sure– we are gonna overshoot +1.5... but only until the magic kicks in

Hey!
I resemble that comment!

A Tale of Two Dimbulbs

so much stamina