Not only am I frying but Iβm frying fish patties. Down bad.
28.02.2026 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not only am I frying but Iβm frying fish patties. Down bad.
28.02.2026 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For those that donβt see it, see it already. Hiding from it doesnβt make it go away.
28.02.2026 22:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want off this ride. I'm just supposed to log in on Monday like it's all good? Or??
28.02.2026 15:21 β π 21 π 7 π¬ 1 π 1This aged well. Note the author.
28.02.2026 13:27 β π 15067 π 5842 π¬ 516 π 333Republicans in Congress could bring all of this to an end today. But they wonβt. They arenβt innocent bystanders, they are accomplices.
28.02.2026 15:14 β π 1292 π 344 π¬ 44 π 23
"This is ILLEGALβ
Can we please get past that now? He doesnβt care. None of them do. They donβt care about legality or morality or decorum or any of the other concepts that dictate how people should behave in positions of power. THEY DO NOT CARE. Saying that means less than nothing.
The way the dots end up connecting πΎ
28.02.2026 14:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uhβ¦. We at war?
28.02.2026 13:19 β π 4 π 4 π¬ 4 π 5All of this! Except iβm still boycotting Loweβs & supporting local florists instead.
27.02.2026 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stanleyyyyy
27.02.2026 00:56 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Eating at random spots is getting dicier and dicier. I feel like I knew better than to do that too.
26.02.2026 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was going to play a classical music playlist to get these spreadsheets out the way butβ¦ Ocean eyes
26.02.2026 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My 13th reason:
βUpload your resumeβ..
Next screenβ¦
βInput your work experience in detailβ
I swear my response would be yelling βDEADBEATβ into a mic for 4 straight minutes
26.02.2026 14:05 β π 5 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Exactly. So they donβt have to do it. The jig is UP
26.02.2026 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what doubling back is essentially, in case anyone was overthinking it.
26.02.2026 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¬οΈ
26.02.2026 15:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Weβre wrapping up the final days of BHM. I hope you learn the lyrics to our national anthem, read a book about our history and make it your duty to protect Black women.
26.02.2026 13:49 β π 42 π 25 π¬ 0 π 0They know it too. 5 days is absolutely a waste of time.
26.02.2026 15:11 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
β2026 is the year of the horseβ
Me & said horse:
Maybe 5 people outside during our hr dog walk. Gave me panny vibes. This was a reset EYE needed, idc idc
25.02.2026 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You right. Let me get back to it
25.02.2026 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Arroz con* dulce
25.02.2026 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Made arroz on dulce for the first time in too long. Cozy szn tings
25.02.2026 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Heated throw on, hot tea & cookies, window cracked for the snow dog and for some fresh cold air >>>>
24.02.2026 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.
$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".
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