Ramblin' Randal

I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.

To be unaware of one thing you don't wish to talk about is convenient.

To be unaware of *everything* you don't wish to talk about is either lying or incompetence. Or both.

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WTF?

The President of the United States (POTUS) has one job: preserve protect and defend the US Constitution. He's actively doing precisely not that. We need to stop calling him President. He's most decidedly not. That's evident. IMPEACH. REMOVE. CONVICT. PRISON.

One of Missouri's finest. (satire)

That's the issue: Lumpy had to walk up stairs . . .

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"The least I can do is speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves"

Rest easy Jane 🫶🏽

Cartoon: If former presidents were Trump-like A cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

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MAGA history class.

This is bullshit.

Well, they have their Horst Wessel. None of this bullshit surprises me.

Note to self: Do not take any medical advise from von Shitzinpantz.
What a maroon.

The Evil That Men Do Lives After Them But Charlie Kirk was an honorable man ...

The Evil That Men Do Lives After Them
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Somewhere in Iceland.

“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.” ~Ray Bradbury

Keep reading, friends. 📚

No effing kidding.

Referring to yourself in the third person is weird.

Saying you are always right is dishonest.

Wearing a ball cap in the Oval Office is tacky.

Using your left hand to cover up medical issues on your right hand is concerning.

And has he stopped being able to tie a tie?

Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor?
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*

*victim's names redacted, of course

Ditto, Texas Paul

That's some twisting and shouting.

Grifters are going to grift. F them all.

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It’s amazing that Washington DC can achieve its lowest crime rate in 30 years when 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is experiencing its highest crime rate in history.

More real-time fact checking of the Liar in Chief please!