Dana ☽٠࣪⭑

lmao why the fuck am I even on here

She's unhinged I love her

My DM introduced an NPC to us last session that's one of his OC's. He apparently collects what I call "weird little guys", such as the goblin painting with literal shit who accompanied him. I feel like my character (a fairy werewolf) needs to be his next "weird little guy" to collect

I watched that scene specifically 4 or 5 times I think because I hate myself

One of my favorite things is watching flat earthers trying to use science to prove they're right and the complete opposite happens

TIL a town I grew up near is mentioned in the Epstein files 🥲

I changed mine to Nott 😁

this message brought to you after getting my fingers cut up from picking up a broken glass lawn ornament that the wind decided to throw around

I swear to god if it's not snowing it's raining, if it's not raining it's windy af. And if it's not any of those, it's cold as shit. I FUCKING HATE LIVING IN PA

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I'm so glad we live on the same grid as the firehall, our electricity rarely goes out for more than a couple seconds

*power I AM UPSET

I WAS ALMOST FINISHED MY DAY IN STARDEW I GOT SO MUCH DONE AND THEN THE POWET WENT OUT 😭

Texas Roadhouse menus, one advertising the Mormon favorite 'dirty soda'

The Mormons have infiltrated Texas Roadhouse

you ever see comments roasting the shit out of someone with the same name as you. Like they're not talking to or about you but still... ow 🥲

Is vaping outside still considered 'getting fresh air'? Asking for me, its nice af outside but with the state of the world I can't not be blitzed rn

We moved to our house 4/5 years ago and still have boxes everywhere. Before that, I still had boxes from when I moved into my old apartment. Some of those boxes are the same boxes. Left unpacked for like 10 years 😅 I'm scared to open them

As a Bethesda game fan, I abuse the quick save feature like no ones business, but auto save is great for when I forget. Can't risk losing my progress when the game inevitably crashes 🙃

So I like to mess with my husband by rattling the doorknob when he's trying to shit. He thought it would be funny to open the door just now while I'm on the toilet. Jokes on him, I don't care if he hears me take a shit 🤷‍♀️ he's the one that's gonna have to deal with it. He's already uncomfortable.

Nothing like a migrane on valentines day 🥰

I love you Chris Cornell 🖤

I love going back to old games like this and being like "wow I really sucked back then, huh?" 😂

Love when my husband refers to his Catholicism as a death cult. At least he's self-aware 🖤

minnesota is still being terrorized by ICE. it hasn’t stopped and from local reports has gotten way worse. it isn’t making major headlines anymore and we know why. ABOLISH ICE !!!

a picture of a man with the words i love you surrounded by pink flowers Alt: Maximus from the Fallout TV show, surrounded by pink flowers, glitter, hearts, and kittens with the words "I love you" below

people are calling him the Last Son of Shady Shands I'm crying 😭😭😭

This is because I would not give him my sandwich. He is now pouting under a blankie.

My dog, a chihuahua/pug mix, leaning on his elbow like he's some kinda person, looking at me with ears perked up

My dog, a chihuahua/pug mix, leaning on his elbow like he's some kinda person, looking at me with ears back and a bit of an attitude

My dog, a chihuahua/pug mix, leaning on his elbow like he's some kinda person, looking at me with ears back and one eye half closed, looking very annoyed

He's got a lot of attitude for a guy who still needs his mom to wipe his ass

Yes! Exactly!

But I did see someone do the bi flag with 😈 instead and I wanna steal that

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