Dana ☽٠࣪⭑

Marcus the worm in a desert saying “I'm boutta spooky bop bop bitey bitty bop bop bop on they ass”

✨️ rigatoni pasta ✨️

Thank God I was subjected to MST otherwise I wouldn't have gotten a free Primantis sandwich yesterday /s

In celebration of Native American Heritage month I want to talk about erasure. Erasure is how anti-Indigenous racism functions in the U.S. today. 🧵

A screenshot of a text exchange. The first text is a picture of three leather-bound books. The first is a burnt orange book with gold details and says "Crime & Punishment - Dostoevsky", the second is green and gold and just says "Dana" (which is my name), and the third is a dark blue and gold and says "Robinson Crusoe - Daniel Defoe" The second text, by the same person, says "I didn't know you wrote a book". The third text, my reply, says "Nah it's about me" followed by the nail polishing emoji

When did I get this sassy 😂

Just found out there was a recall on the meds I was likely about to go back on 🙃 that's LOVELY

This is the kind of random shit I'd say to a stranger on Omegle when I was a teenager 😅

a sleeping bag but it's a pierogi

There is a disappointing lack of Moroccan restaurants in Pittsburgh 😥

Haven't done either yet, just been a silly little menace to my husband for the past 2 hrs. Still need to wash my face and everything 😭

you're so right

Time to smoke weed and paint my nails I guess

stop 😭 you can't be pretty and nice too wtf

Annoyed looking woman with brown hair & brown eyes, looking to her left (right of the pic). She's in the raincoat that she just went out to buy in case she needed it tonight, hence the annoyed look

Welp, tonight's plans were canceled. Here's a pic of me being annoyed af that I put on makeup & real clothes just to sit on the couch like a FOOL

You're so pretty 😭

They called me like 2 minutes after I posted this & apparently they were having technical difficulties 😅 my point still stands, though

I love being on time to my appointment and waiting for the doctor as if they wouldn't cancel my appointment if I was more than a minute late 🙃

IM A GIRAFFE

Last night of the haunt season is over. And I didn't even realize until tonight that I got actor of the night on Thursday 🥹 I had so much fun this year, but boy am I relieved it's over

Me in a red & black onesie that resembles the cryptid Mothman

My mothman onesie was definitely a good choice for a cold, windy night like tonight 😊

This is just me every day of the year other than Halloween

I've literally been laughing about this picture all day thank you for reminding me it exists 😂

😭😭😭

Pierre Robert died and I am not okay 😭 RIP Good Citizen

Literally on my millionth playthrough right now. All shotguns, no mercy. I am the Legion's worst nightmare 😈

mentioning Christmas before Nov 1 should be illegal

Hare hunting, I think?

finally

Welp, last week of the haunted house and I lost my voice 🙃 hopefully I'll be all better tomorrow, I don't want to miss out on these last few day!!

I'm out of soup 😥