RL Slime

genuinely can't believe how we're still doing "actually halloween is evil and everyone's going to prey on your children" idk man i think maybe the unchecked size growth of the Chevy Tahoe and like, McDonalds has been a larger threat to children than having fun and candy.

i should call him

ive bitten the scar tissue lump from one of my old lip piercings 4 times today it's over for me

calling all Anniston Alabama punks lol lmao

remember when show flyers used to tell you where shit actually was why do people under 30 expect me to google the venue name on a dozen flyers to see if any of it's anywhere near me lol

the only thing stopping me from becoming a furry is the finances needed for all that shit

its almost 2026 why are men still doing some variation of "i want her to hurt me" bc like we both know that's just not true king

hate to be Woke but it's sorta fucked up that everyone keeps calling Cooper Hoffman fat????

ngl very happy w where his lil britches are going!

got me in a state of lowered blood pressure

im sorry but we can't keep doing "marxist" analyses of huge pop culture IP that market got saturated like 3 years ago. enough!!

it's all hallows eve not all hallows steve!

if only we could flyyyyyyyyy

i was surprised how much i didn't hate it lol. im not an extraction shooter person and obviously it's mired in controversy but i feel like it has some sauce

Getting this as a titty chandelier.

damn bring back toms fr, w a bigger toe box this time plz

A painting of 2 Vaquitas swimming underwater among some corals and underwater plant life. This painting was made for Save the Vaquita Week 2025 in hopes of raising funds and awareness to help the vaquita come back from possible extinction. Save the Vaquita Postcard Print is a limited run of 100 signed 5x7 inch postcard prints, on premium cardstock, and will be signed and numbered on the back. This hand painted original postcard print is a little token and a reminder that you made a difference in helping the Vaquita. All funds will be donated directly to porpoise.org for Save the Vaquita Week!

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well, a lot of us owe an annoying kid from our school that swore halo was coming to playstation a big apology

*Vegeta voice* i will not let the demons win. i will play unfinished games in my backlog instead of new ones. i will engage with my creative pursuits. i will not eat 1500 calories before bed.

it's got really cool designs and i love the animation but like... it's just the worst parts of Evangelion without the best parts lmfao

god this is *foul* lmao

im over here busting my union i got gangstalkers on my shit im straight up stroking my union

do NOT tread on me or else I'll have to go defend you on X dot com!!

sorry but if i paid 65 grand for a fucking truck that's barely bigger than my GTI i would be pissed if all the plastic had obvious rough edges and molding flash lmao

finally played heartworm its really cool! i fucking love when video games remind me of the whimsy of the 5th and 6th generations before everyone wanted crunch and raytracing!!!!!

its always good and correct to block people you find annoying

you keep saying hot take but theyre only correct takes (fr i dont trust people who insist their first record is the best one like come on man lmao)

have you met the average berserk fan lol. for every cool berserk fan there's 5 absolute psychos

can't tell if he forged it himself or just carefully bent a normal one

brother we got to talk about that *fork* that ain't a fork that's a f o r k