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I left Vap in charge of my pet aphid today while I had to work. I am sure she took excellent care of it.

11.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Aphid jerky

11.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Thinkin about how we used to dogsit my brother’s dog when he went out of town, and the dog did NOT want to eat. So we would pretend to eat his kibble to make him jealous, and sometimes we sang “happy birthday” to him. It worked

11.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

My collection of TwitchCon badges 😄

13.12.2025 22:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cleaning up my Slop Comic for you and you alone

28.07.2025 17:43 — 👍 565 🔁 121 💬 9 📌 2

"The kids are living out soap operas and calling that D&D, Peggy. It ain't right."

"Oh, Hank! Our characters were in a relationship, too. Don't you remember when your half-orc barbarian married my elf rogue?"

"That was different. It was a ruse to trick the baron."

"It was not a ruse to me, Hank!"

08.09.2025 03:25 — 👍 475 🔁 115 💬 3 📌 1

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

26.09.2025 12:40 — 👍 8428 🔁 1897 💬 26 📌 17

Made a new dish that’s yogurt mixed with jello pudding mix. Its called whipped glurt. 4/10

04.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0

I am at sea and I have internet access but NOT Discord for some reason?! If you’ve been trying to message me, I’m not snubbing you! The pacific ocean simply isn’t letting me open the app!

30.04.2025 03:30 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My friend gave me a GIANT box of bulk cards a few months ago and I finally finished sorting it by set!

23.04.2025 06:29 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I think she was considering what wine I would pair nicely with when she eats me for supper

16.04.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It sure isn’t! Any nuggets of wisdom from her experiences?

16.04.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

EXACTLYYYYYYYYY

16.04.2025 06:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ITS SO TRUE LMAOOOO IT SUCKKKSSSS, did you do one before?? If so, my condolences

16.04.2025 06:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I almost bought this bubble bath at a convention a few weeks ago… Im kinda regretting that I didnt…

16.04.2025 05:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got to meet this tiger face to face through the glass!!!

16.04.2025 05:38 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

What they don’t tell you about running a Kickstarter is that: IT SUCKKKSSSSSSSSS LOLLLLL

16.04.2025 05:37 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Small

16.04.2025 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Totem pole

09.04.2025 22:17 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Yuuuup

12.03.2025 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MAYBE 🐦‍🔥🥲

11.03.2025 21:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a ball pit and you can find a tiny piece of my forehead peeking out 😂

11.03.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, they are rejecting me to temper me like fine steel, I will emerge like the phoenix, more powerful and beautiful than ever before

11.03.2025 21:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(I mind a little bit)

11.03.2025 20:02 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting rejected from tabling at tiny furry cons keeps me humble and sexy, my skin is so smooth and I don’t mind at all

11.03.2025 20:02 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Believe it or not, I am in this photo

11.03.2025 20:01 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

NOTHING SEXY it just made a huge mess I got toothpaste all over my stupid shirt!!!

07.02.2025 09:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was leaning over the sink brushing my teeth and I accidentally dropped my electric toothbrush down inside my bathrobe while it was still on 🥹

06.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I know! I was really shocked! There’s nothing truly outrageously rare in here but there are a lot of wonderful older cards that I’m very happy to be moving into my Johto-era collection :)

06.02.2025 23:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Helped my friends move yesterday and they gave me their box of Pokemon cards in thanks!!! I wonder if there’s anything good in here 🙀

03.02.2025 00:38 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

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