Dave Moore

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actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers

Trump shares apparent AI video promoting ‘medbed’ conspiracy theory

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Back in the zeitgeist again!

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Ding Ding Ding.... Winner.

I guess Kraft singles again

derinthescarletpescatarian on Tumbler When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out

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Sad to think that on that fateful night, despite the urgent call, it is highly unlikely that everybody wanged chung

“My blood sugar is low”
“Let me slow cook you a chicken”
The Bear is a comedy guys idk what to tell you

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

Bro ive been where you are, just grab some ice cream and call him tomorrow

Maybe little girls can make do with just one scoop this Christmas.

Joe Don Baker, Actor Who Found Fame With ‘Walking Tall,’ Dies at 89

A full NYT obit and not a single mention of Mitchell! #mst3k

Joe Don Baker, Actor Who Found Fame With ‘Walking Tall,’ Dies at 89 www.nytimes.com/2025/05/15/m...

This Italian beef sandwich is godly. Got that shit from Popetillos

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in fairness to the market no one could have guessed that a nearly 80 year-old ex-President with a messianic self-certainty and the hyperfixation of a toddler would enact a policy he spent each and every day of a two-year campaign promising to enact!

I am plainly and permanently a fan of the Baltimore Orioles and six home runs and a quality start on Opening Day should feel like glory and resurrection this morning. Alas, they were playing the Blue Jays, and how at this point does a decent person resist the urge to root for Canada?

Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich

Gonna date myself here but Trump running away from mRNA vaccines is like Dexys Midnight Runners running away from “Come on Eileen”

Elon Musk’s Twitter was attacked by hackers. He shouldn’t have antagonized them. I invite the hackers to conduct negotiations with me so we can bring peace to Twitter. Unfortunately, Elon holds no cards and doesn’t own a suit, so we expect Elon will have to give up a lot.

Okay, I see that I made a mistake about the Eagles football team boycotting the White House and not the band. I apologize for the confusion. I haven’t been this embarrassed since the whole Cincinnati Bangles incident a few years back.

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

The problem with American political discourse is that you can’t explain the impact of tariffs to people dumb enough to think DEI programs cause plane crashes.