i do give her a little grace she is a boomer but like please mom just mind ur business ππππ
09.03.2026 18:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i do give her a little grace she is a boomer but like please mom just mind ur business ππππ
09.03.2026 18:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0heβs at the bakery !!!!!
09.03.2026 18:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it was honestly more awkward than evil, she dropped it pretty quickly but i was like please donβt make me explain this to you
09.03.2026 18:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah i wanna have sex while wearing it
09.03.2026 18:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i bought a cute wig on the family amazon account for β¦. reasons β¦ and within 5 minutes my mom called me asking me if i was βhaving regretsβ
09.03.2026 18:38 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0me with my FRESHLY SHAVED HEAD wearing a maroon cropped tshirt and an oversized unbuttoned flannel with camo cargo pants sagging just below my waist so u can see my plaid boxers. u can see my neck and hand tattoo and my dangly earring.
kinda fucked up how hot i am. sorry
07.03.2026 22:43 β π 144 π 1 π¬ 19 π 0BUNKLE UP YOU ARE BIFFED β¦β¦β¦
09.03.2026 18:30 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Magical fairy image that says, Magical things are everywhere... you just have to know where to look. Comments below say, Gwen Bunchy: puting thimbles of honey around helps. Brie Flonage: i dont really believe in them jus an idea. Gwen Bunchy: not believing? yet speak words of them to their backs? bunkle up. Gwen Bunchy: you are biffed.. (if you read this fairies like you)
16.09.2025 10:29 β π 560 π 100 π¬ 17 π 16no i donβt have a fetish for wearing wet jeans but i am fully invested in the ai created sirwetness cinematic universe
09.03.2026 18:14 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh great i said all the magic keywords and now all the blue wave idiots are gonna flood this post missing the point
09.03.2026 17:51 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my penis can double as a sword. i invented steel toed boots but i dont have to wear them because my toes are made of steel. i am fluent in pirate AND samurai. my dad owns this tavern and i kiss my mom on the mouth
09.03.2026 17:46 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0now u have to make women think youβre adorable and feel bad for you the modern way, posting pathetically online
09.03.2026 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the point is that everyone knows what needs to happen to everyone on the list already we just need some people to step up and do it already
09.03.2026 17:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL
09.03.2026 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my penis can double as a sword. i invented steel toed boots but i dont have to wear them because my toes are made of steel. i am fluent in pirate AND samurai. my dad owns this tavern and i kiss my mom on the mouth
09.03.2026 17:46 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0ofc :)
09.03.2026 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i am the sole survivor of a horrific shipwreck and also the king of pen island
09.03.2026 17:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0canβt related iβm unemployed
09.03.2026 17:37 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0shoutout to whoeverβs at work refreshing the feed every minute cause theyβre bored as shit. this oneβs for u
09.03.2026 17:37 β π 36 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0back in the day you could just go to the tavern and tell wenches youβre the sole survivor of a horrific shipwreck and they believed you
09.03.2026 17:36 β π 49 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0βgoogle searches about the epstein files dropped 95% when trump started bombing iranβ girl what is left to google??? what more do you need to know??? is someone still on the fucking fence ???
09.03.2026 17:32 β π 106 π 20 π¬ 3 π 0not hungover every day is a gift
09.03.2026 17:22 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LMAO
09.03.2026 15:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gus fring: Mr white ur gonna wanna take a look at this. theyβre overriding the mainframe
walter white: Uh, in english four eyes
Jesse pinkman: they fuckin our pussies!!!
walter white: *ozymandius face*
09.03.2026 12:57 β π 92 π 30 π¬ 2 π 0god sometimes itβs really like that πππππ
09.03.2026 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nightsky i failed uβ¦β¦ i forgot to drink water β¦β¦. and im paying the price
09.03.2026 10:42 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh my god
09.03.2026 10:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mr whiteβ¦β¦ mr white β¦.. i need u to suck my bottom growth β¦. quickly β¦β¦.
09.03.2026 05:56 β π 37 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0LMAO
09.03.2026 05:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
me: ewwww why would anyone wanna see my pussy
me now that i have a big fat suckable tdick: wait a minute