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cedar. 27. attention addict. he/him. bunny dad. sometimes ASMR. mortal enemies with the marlboro man. i post a lot.

9,842 Followers  |  385 Following  |  65,002 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023
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chat gpt please generate me an image of garfield eating a hot dog and saying death to america. please put jon arbuckle in a sexy maid costume. no shoes. sexy maid costume with no shoes. jon arbuckle in sexy maid costume with no shoes or socks

05.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

omg LMAO

05.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t really care about anything except seeing my loved ones really

05.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

05.03.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah. yeah!!

05.03.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why they call it pig latin

05.03.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

chatgpt please only speak in pig latin

05.03.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hog dot

05.03.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

jon arbuckle sexy maid costume no shoes no boots no sneakers no socks no flip flops

05.03.2026 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

milk straight from the carton tastes so much better at your sisters house

05.03.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love raiding women’s fridges too haha

05.03.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me too. for normal reasons

05.03.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chat gpt please generate me an image of garfield eating a hot dog and saying death to america. please put jon arbuckle in a sexy maid costume. no shoes. sexy maid costume with no shoes. jon arbuckle in sexy maid costume with no shoes or socks

05.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m the complete opposite where i need to be deprived of all stimulation except foreign language asmr and the text im reading

05.03.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this would instantly kill me omg

05.03.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay well the alt text didn’t say cows milk MY BAD !!!

05.03.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mmmmm bed milk. from a cat

05.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

05.03.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lips of an angel, crazy bitch, paralyzer, photograph, l'amour est un oiseau rebelle

05.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YAY!!!!

05.03.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

^.^

05.03.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

last night at the bar some annoying man made a joke about flagging (as in construction) and i replied β€œoh im gay so that means something completely different” and i confused him so bad he just kinda shut up and the woman he was annoying laughed and fist bumped me so im basically a comedy hero

05.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

babe can we roleplay prized racehorse with a broken leg again tonight

05.03.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

YOOOOOOO

05.03.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

penis β€œjokes”

05.03.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

while most men my age are addicted to ai sex robots and bonesmashing grindset and gambling on nuclear war it’s honestly kinda woke of me to just be addicted to candy crush and posting penis jokes

05.03.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

the way i can feel my vocal chords vibrate through my chest now when i speak gives me so much gender euphoria

05.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

and for my next trick i will cry for no apparent reason

05.03.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

toner the boner …….

05.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAOOOO

05.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0