Charlie Kirk was a school shooting, too.

In the same way we are now calling the DOD The Department of War, we should be now calling HHS The Department of Disease.

Maybe that’s because it’s also a Canadian lake.

He thinks someone misspelled fondling fathers

Trump declares martial law, that’s how it plays out.

This guy doesn’t look like any one of those, but hey, you have some special identification skills, don’t you? Just like the rest of ICE.

“The Left didn’t do what I wanted, so I made a big issue out of it and drove people to elect Trump who is kidnapping people and sending them to death camps. Now I would like the Left to fix the problem. But don’t be Woke about it, or I will send Trump after you even harder, if that’s even possible”

If Amazon doesn’t tell us how much the tariffs are an individual items, how can we make an informed decision about buying FrEeDoM PrOdUcTs? Isn’t the whole point of tariffs to make foreign imports more expensive? Why would the administration be afraid of showing us which ones they are?

That’s the plandemic they were talking about

The responses will go into a database which will be harvested as needed for financial and political gain through various forms of blackmail.

Why does everyone pronounced DOGE with a J sound? The G stands for Government. It should be pronounced “Doe-GAE”. Reporters need to update the AP Style Book. Made-up words can be pronounced in made-up ways. Oh, and Elon Musk should be arrested.

Muskow

I love love love that he doesn’t have the “Donald Trump“ account, he has to put “real“ in front of his name.

If you are sure she is a wonderful person, you don’t know what “Betty Bowers” is.

That’s what makes these responses so magically delicious.

Seeing as how it’s not a real person, and everyone who follows “her“ knows this, your conscience should be clear. Thank you and you’re welcome.

It’s just as well, they probably would’ve burst into flames.

100% he is afraid of an overhead photograph of 800 people watching a Jumbotron.