Lee

Hey look. The joke understands is finally here

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

Good idea. Let's do that.

He's losing the argument because the Toaster is incapable of learning in any real sense.

whomst indeed

You can tell phrenologists are all lazy by the shape of their skulls

Totally. That would be ridiculous. Everyone knows you can't influence robots without at least $1 trillion.

straight arguing with a toaster

The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

I have heard you cannot build a robot army without one.

“honk shoo” is actually what you say when you want a white person to leave

It is 1066. William the conqueror famously brings communism to England.

My dude has PTSD (post traumatic sandwiches disorder)

Speaking for myself, I would be reassured by knowing my pets were being well cared for.

He says, ”Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad, and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”

I say “Love Shack?”

“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”

@jon_snow_420 god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 18:54 • 28 Oct 15

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

"some people cheat at sports so let's cancel all sports". Same thinking.

The Hard Men of Gondor, who famously never had to call for aid.

the only reasonable response is to tell them, in whatever language you prefer, to fuck off.

Actually, it's unreasonable for anyone to dictate what language another family speaks in their home.

(It's also entirely possible that I am wrong)

Well, that's the official motto of the game: "If it's not confusing, it's not BaseBall!®"

Near as I can tell, there are between 5 and 7 "bases" (depending how you count) and one ball. The goal is to somehow hit a base with a ball, while the other team defends it with sticks. Different bases have different points, and oddly if you can hit the one you're standing on everyone cheers.

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Trump gets gold crown from South Korea | CNN President Donald Trump received a replica of a historic golden crown from South Korean president Lee Jae Myung. The gold-plated gift, decorated with trees and animals, is based on the ancient Silla Ki...

SOUTH KOREA YOU’RE NOT HELPING

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Okay. This is a blatant and overt violation of their first amendment rights.

Wait, so you took a tour group on an outing to a baseball game? An inning outing?

why can’t the side effects from a prescription be something cool like levitation or the ability to cast spells

Hell, I'm white as mayonnaise and I had aunts growing up who were in no way related to us.