Decomplexify

Hmm, might be a better chance of being vapourised there. 🤔

Evenings Ian

A month ago we booked a busman's holiday in a mobile home in France first 2 weeks of the school hols. Looking like we might have to cancel the way things are going, well esp if the frogs join in.

There is large (stock)piles of shite though, full of nitrogen.

Hard to keep up with

Thursday used to be the big drinking day back in the day(payday)

Oh look

You can tell them you were online during lunch trying to get a good deal on iodine tablets.

Afternoon Ian

Fucking reverted back 6 weeks, cold and wet.

But but but plant food!

10C here and drizzle.

Looks like a piss up for doomers

Evenings Ian

Fertiliser shortages too, multilayer ouchies.

Any sun in the hellscape? Was dull here but dry

Afternoon Donald

The aul grass is growing fiercely!

And I dont could give a shite

Qatar Alu smelter shutdown

Qatalum initiates controlled shutdown due to lack of gas supply: "Full restart could take up to 12 months"

They're fucking nuts

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Self fulfilling prophecy!

Government to charter jet to bring Irish people home from Middle East — McEntee Foreign affairs minister Helen McEntee said this would be the 'first flight of many' and that people most in need of evacuation will be prioritised

Wanna lift?
dlvr.it/TRGvC7

Im watching The Day After Tomorrow to calm down

Oh, thats like bonus kills

Its the sample size!

Jelly enjoying the sun and the heat in the car

The US are advising their folk to get the bus to Cairo airport if they want to get the hell out of dodge

Megatron on X: "BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Brutal attack on Tel Aviv this morning Iranian cluster warhead missile has hit the city pretty hard https://t.co/TBLdDIhcJr" / X BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Brutal attack on Tel Aviv this morning Iranian cluster warhead missile has hit the city pretty hard https://t.co/TBLdDIhcJr

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Many happy returns!

Sames here

Bright in Tel Aviv too

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Afternoon Donald

Im always looking for an angle!

2nd spring say on the 3rd day of spring, can finally open some windows

Need to quench those rocket launchers, eatin into their iron dome stockpile

This is just a less creepy way of asking "what are you wearing?" Isnt it?

Anyway Im sporting a blue fleece and working trousers with a hole in the crotchal area(happens most my trousers),

Could be just debris lol

A fire broke out at UAE’s Fujairah Oil Industry Zone after debris fell from a drone intercepted by air defenses, according to the Government of Fujairah’s Media Office.

The sun is out!

*goes

As the meme hies, its a slow apocalypse, you'll have to work through it.