Tomato Head

TOMAKOPIA

It’s a good October to be me.

I hate you

But it’s worth it. All the kids cry when they see me.

When did you lose your job? I’m dementia ridden so I forgot.

You guys don’t realize how strong my jaw is, I’m literally smiling all the time.

Don’t do that

Burgers would be amazing if they had crust and not a bun, instead of mustard and ketchup it was marinara sauce, and if all the of the interior parts were cheese. Oh and it should be wheel shaped.

a man in a hat is standing in front of a full moon in a dark room ALT: a man in a hat is standing in front of a full moon in a dark room

Cannibalism:

I only put my one interest as “food” when setting this up so I don’t understand why there is so many anime women on my tl.

I guess that counts for something.

With me here the (pizza) party just started. It must have been so boring here without someone to lash out at people who like burgers.

Pizza👅👅

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I serve this but it doesn’t mean you should order it. You freak.

Please warn me if you’re just gonna show NSFW like that. This is terrible.

#iwanttoeliminateallburgers

I cooka da pizza.