Give me the qualities of your ideal partner and I'll tell you their birth chart info and birthday 👌🏻
12.02.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@pseudopsychic.bsky.social
Boy mom. Trauma counselor background. Online psychic. Pagan. Tarot/astrology ♏️☀️♐️🌙♍️⬆️
Give me the qualities of your ideal partner and I'll tell you their birth chart info and birthday 👌🏻
12.02.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Virgo 2H Empty
Aquarius 7H Empty
Aries 9H Empty
Cancer 12H Empty
You're welcome
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Sun: Sagittarius (5H)
Moon: Libra (3H)
Rising: Leo (1H)
Mercury: Scorpio (4H)
Venus: Scorpio (4H)
Mars: Leo (1H)
Jupiter: Sagittarius (5H)
Saturn: Taurus (MC)
Uranus: Sagittarius (5H)
Neptune: Capricorn (6H)
Pluto: Scorpio (4H)
North Node: Gemini (11H)
Lilith: Taurus (MC)
Chiron: Pisces (8H)
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For shits and giggles, I guessed Gomez Addams birth chart, then ran the castilian connection for an actual DOB based on that and found the real info for it (I was like 98% right, off by 2 planets) SO. Here it is if you're curious
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Making prayer poppets at the altar today ❤️ send me a message if you want one, it takes about 5 hours to make and it's personalized, so it's $20 👌🏻
05.02.2025 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a ♏️☀️♐️🌙 w a ♎️ partner, imma have to go ahead and take it personally that Esmerelda didn't pick Quasi bc wtf
02.02.2025 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TOB is not specified, first mention of him in the book is as a toddler, and he's already grown in the movie and a baby when he's dropped at the cathedral, so imma just put midnight. That makes him a ♐️⬆️
02.02.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Update, in case anyone gives a shit, so far Quasimodo is ♏️☀️♊️🌙 and now imma see if I can get an approximate TOB for his rising...I'm not high BTW, this is just my baseline. You're welcome
02.02.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay I checked, in the novel his bday is Nov 11, that makes him a ♏️❤️ He was born at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris in 1462, so that means I can calculate his moon sign if I find something that goes back far enough but everything stops at 1900 so far
02.02.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm just saying, she was all on some JUSTICEEEEE til the knight in shining armor was ugly and the hot asshole gave her attention, like what did he even DO besides his literal job that's the toxic version of libra incarnate all Quasi did was carry the whole damn plot but okay
02.02.2025 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Esmerelda is the ♎️est ♎️ that ever did ♎️ and Phoebus is OBVIOUSLY ♌️. I as an adult now understand why I was obsessed w her and pissed that she picked him over Quasi who is OBVIOUSLY a water sign tho I can't decide which. Probably ♏️ lighting shit on fire to save her. Got that Hulk rage. Maybe ♓️ w ♈️🌙 🤔
02.02.2025 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's the breakdown of JUST my big 3 including rulership influences. If you want me to do your chart, PM me DOB, time, and city where you were born, then click the link pinned to my page and I'll give you the breakdown of it ❤️
01.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0♐️🌙 in 4H (House of Family). ♐️ is adventurous, lucky, enthusiastic. 🌙 is the emotional self, the way you feel things, so this placement in the most joyful and optimistic for a moon sign. It also represents a free spirit or wild soul. In 4H means prioritizing curiosity and exploration for my kids
01.02.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0♍️⬆️ expanded a bit more, wearing trauma (Chiron) on the surface (rising) to help others (Virgo) heal their trauma (Also Chiron). Hence, my trauma counselor background. Currently offering shadow work services as online mystic/psychic/tarot reader 👌🏻
01.02.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Virgo Chiron Rising - the Wounded Healer archetype. Virgo is service-oriented. Chiron is the body of trauma and healing. Rising sign is sort of like the customer service persona, it's the first impression you make, the mask you wear. My combination means that I wear my darkest places on the surface
01.02.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0♌️Mars in 12H (House of the Sacred). Sign of drama, loyalty, and confidence. Planet of action, passion, and war. In short, for that which is sacred, I'm prone to grand gestures and bold displays of reverence. Given my ♏️ Pluto and North Node in 3H, this means I'm VERY passionate and good at my job 👌🏻
01.02.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because ♎️ is ruled by Venus and my Venus is ♏️, this creates a complex chain of rulership as my ♎️ Mercury dictates the way my 3H manifests in ♏️. It means both sets of traits are amplified and merge. This is further compounded by my ♌️Mars in 12H as co-ruler of ♏️ (along w Pluto).
01.02.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Libra Mercury in 2H (House of Stability). Mercury defines communication style, with Libra qualifying those traits as diplomatic, gracious, collaborative, understanding. Being in my house of security, I'm not likely to lose my shit from 0, although being the house of abundance, I may be too thorough
01.02.2025 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell me your chart, I'll tell you what it means. My ♏️ stellium is in 3H (House of Communication). This is profound and transformative communication content (not style, that's your Mercury sign, mine is Libra in 2H) inspired by deep thought and introspection. Basically, I'm the therapist friend.
01.02.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0♏️North Node planet of fate, the soul's purpose, I spiritual evolution. It's pursuing passion, embracing intensity, making waves, shaking shit up. We're out here to bring the storm. The revolutionaries. Spirit guides, the shadow counterpart to the lightworkers. The trauma healers, empowerers.
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I have 5 planets in ♏️. Here's a thread on what the differences are because of the placements, in case yall wanna know about ♏️ or your own ♏️ placements. Mine are Sun, Venus, Jupiter, Pluto, and North Node.
♏️☀️ authentic, passionate, intense, socially awkward mom friends specialized in tough love
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♏️ Venus is obsessive and jealous in the best ways. Some can be toxic AF if they're unhealed. Those who have done their healing work will maul anyone who tries to hurt you, we flip busses off our babies. Not possessive or controlling, just committed and protective. We're here to merge souls
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♏️Jupiter is the sign of transformation in the planet of manifestation. ♏️ magnetism and Jupiter luck attracts situations and resources that naturally make things line up bc we're on a psychic wavelength with Universe. Planet of growth and sign of evolution also means we adapt effortlessly
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♏️Pluto is in home placement for one of two co-ruling planets, amplifying psychic, mystic, intuitive, spiritually transformative, and occult traits. We're the ones that thrive in chaos. We're the ones that rebuild entire lives from scratch. The criminologists and dark tourists and clairvoyants
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I'm sensing a void in astrology traits, can't seem to find more pages to follow that aren't horoscopes. ♏️☀️♐️🌙♍️⬆️
31.01.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the healing properties, side effects, and allergy information if you do wanna try my tea: pseudopsychicapothecary.blogspot.com/2024/11/tea-...
31.01.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In case anyone wants it
DAY
1 pkt Chai
1 tbsp Jasmine
1 tsp Nettle
1 tsp Butterfly Pea
2tbsp Honey
1tbsp Lemon
1tbsp Apple Juice
1/4tsp Cinnamon
1/4tsp Vanilla
NIGHT
1pkt Chamomile
1tsp St John's Wort
1tsp Motherwort
1tsp Mugwort
1tsp Lavender
2tbsp Honey
1tbsp Lemon
1/4tsp Cinnamon
1/4tsp Vanilla
Working at the altar today ❤️ made my ritual tea 😁 if you love me, you'll share my link 🥰
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It's $20/10 minutes, cheaper if you pay for more time (credits roll over to next session if you don't use them). First 3 minutes free ❤️
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