Ruairidh Pritchard

Amanda Batula I love you #summerhouse

The threat is the birds

Getting accidentally turnt on a Tuesday night after a free bar at work leaving drinks the worst thing that can happen to a gay man in his 30s in London. What do you mean the bar is closing? What do you mean you’re going home to your wife and children? What do you mean everything nearby is closed?

(although i will be here when snl uk is filming)

also compensation for the amount of shite chat ive had to overhear at white city house. objectively the worst soho house ever.

gay boy math: I’ve had £100+ drinks at the corporate function, so a £50 uber home actually saves me £50

Ok Khalessi Starmer

Me if I was a cardinal

Imagine if Victoria Beckham was the first host of SNL UK and addressed the first dance. IMAGINE

Can't get over Goodwin's smirking, side eye glances and eyerolls behind her. Slimey weirdo.

Hannah Spencer's speech was so worth staying up for. Gorton & Denton is such a glimmer of hope.

All the reasons why the Guardian hated it are the same reasons why I loved it. GAUDY!

I hope meghan markle is having a blessed day

Now dig up Philip and arrest him for killing Lady Di!

New drag name: General Anaesthesia (she's in the army)

Mutya's released her book, Keisha's won the Masked Singer... can we have that Sugababes album now please?

When you're being mean about AI, this is who you're being mean to

I am SO confused. Sure it should’ve been Megan by that logic???? #theapprentice

nooo don't recover you're so expensive

And am by no means an expert, but cannot understand how Cizeron can trip on a twizzle and still walk away with gold when Chock & Bates delivered so hard???

fwiw, Gilles & Poirier where my favourite ice dancers, gutted for Fear & Gibson but LOVED the concept (obviously)

Everyone else is saying Canada like Bad Bunny right? #WinterOlympics

the spacing in this studio is so cursed. it's giving social distancing.

Can someone explain to me why Matt Tebbutt is hotter on MasterChef The Professionals than he is on Saturday Kitchen?

fwiw, I really don’t think Labour had that much of a chance without this mess anyway

lol if Keir wants to continue holding on, he’s going to have to concede Holyrood to the SNP in May. This is going to be INTERESTING.

Imagine going for a drunk cigarette with Rachel Zoe and Dorit? Incredible.

She’s right even when she’s wrong.

I fucking love Dorit this season.