Cori Redford [she/her]

There are a bunch of little Hitlers and one uberHitler.

It's weird that Luke doesn't have any female friends.

When I was in high school it was framed as, "We needed unions in the old days, but now things are better and we don't need them anymore because they are actually bad." The way this parallels the current line on measles vaccines is very telling.

Even if Ring wasn't evil, the commercial didn't sell their product well. If 10 million dogs go missing and ring finds over a dog a day, they are still only finding 0.003% of dogs. Meanwhile, 93% of dogs are reunited using the old fashioned methods.

People are cancelling their Ring cameras and disposing of them. Ring said that they weren't going to partner with Flock, but no one trusts them now, between this and the revelation that they are recording even when you cancel your subscription and even when you think it's disconnected.

You still got paid though, right? This is gorgeous.

RFK jr thinks that "health" is achieved is by killing off the "weak". He heard "survival of the fittest" and never bothered to examine the theory any further. He wants us to die faster so that only the strong survive. Which is not how this works, but tell that to his brain worm.

I got my measles antibodies checked, and it turns out I'm no longer immune! If you're older, it's worth checking out. I'll be getting a booster soon.

Image is of a man using an industrial cutter to slice a brick of butter into pieces. The butter brick is approximately one foot by one foot by two feet. It is huge. You have never experienced a brick of butter this big. You would not survive the consumption of one slice.

Gravity Falls neatly sidestepped this type of question on their Halloween episode by renaming the holiday Summerween. Clearly, Camp Candy should have had Chrisummer or Summermas to prevent breaking little Elliott's brain.

I'm seeing people referring to Melania as Temu Eva Braun and it's really brightening my day.

Followed immediately by how the hit piece was actually true. Wild.

Bagina

The only good thing about them is that it is a very good excuse for a hot bath.

I hope it was in a painful way.

Libertarians just want to lower the age of consent and eliminate child labor laws. Everything else is performative.

I'm still on the fence. Is Mickey the top or the bottom?

I'd be happy with just one of those things, and it's not the weed pen.

He's also calling soldiers "warfighters" which is certainly a choice.

Is this how I find out that you're 36 inches tall?

It's only gay if one of the men is gay. If they're both straight, then they're having straight sex.

Accurate either way, honestly

Above this post in my feed is a post about how to make friends at a drunken party. You bring two lasagnas, put them in the oven surreptitiously to warm for 30 minutes, then when ready you yell, "Lasagna's ready!" Everyone will love you. Lasagna guy deserves a billion dollars, not this scrotum.

Off the subject, but this level looks like a copy of the BUNK-r level of Borderlands 2.

I think someone saw this image in the thumbnail and thought those were snowflakes. Those are not snowflakes.

I want to choose e, but I've got to grind to level my verve up to urbane.

Yesterday, Monday, Oct 13, it told me that it was Wednesday, Oct 13. Thus the museum would be closed like it is every Wednesday. The current day of the week should have been the very easiest piece of info to get right, and it couldn't even do that.

Intersex is already a word. Why don't they just go with that?

Working on the wrong layer in a 700 layer document

This is a peak boomer comic. Strawmen vs a man in uniform just trying to live his life. When will these young people finally revere us?!