Chocolate Dave, Learning Code.

Help!

Me looking at the outage map covering both half of ny and half of nj: Damn. Wind got hands.

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

illustration of an anatolian shepherd dog with a bloodied wolf collar surrounded by sheep, turkish poppies are bordering the frame, red text reads: “I AM NOT A VIOLENT DOG BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I BITE”

i am not a violent dog

Thank fuck I thought I was the only one thinking this

Getting a lot of questions about my social media post that is answered by my social media post

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

ahem. Bubsy's Number Factory

Me pointing at the baseball men during their 17th inning: "That man has retail worker at the end of black friday face"

People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.

ChocolateDave - Twitch Chants of Sennaar Chanting with da boys (they hate me and are trying to throw me out for my sick chants)

Chants of Sennaar - Chanting with da boys (they hate me and are trying to throw me out for my sick chants) twitch.tv/ChocolateDave

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

One more Anti-ASMR for the road.

YouTube video by Propagandhi - Topic At Peace

youtu.be/iCNJWJHRVjA

I somehow missed new Propagandhi this year which is both good because it means I'm not getting fed shit via algorithm anymore (finally) but also bad because I missed new Propogandhi.

authorblues - Twitch auth (he/him) (I prefer it written lowercase). I'm a speedrunner, well-known Bad Games apologist, and La-Mulana superfan -- Business inquiries: authorblues@gmail.com

Every year I play through Eternal Darkness, all three stories, about 15 hours long. Today is that day. Now is that time. twitch.tv/authorblues is that place. Eternal Darkness is that game.

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

The actual jeopardy tiktok account posted this.

Something about the 3am insomnia makes the depression kick into overdrive I swear

Twitch Twitch is the world

Internet seeeeems stable. So I'm gonna try Chants of Sennarr finally

twitch.tv/ChocolateDave

if you are an asshole to someone just trying to finish their day working at Panda Express I think less of you full stop

we're in this together lock in

Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.

Potemkin, the character who rose up to take on his corrupt oppressive government and established a democracy for his people, has his birthday today. Happy Potemkin day everybody

As Bluesky becomes the "New Twitter" (positive) and the "New Twitter" (derogatory), just keep in mind that one day in the future this administration is going to so something terrible related to this place and the Bluesky Leadership Team is ABSOLUTELY going to fully cooperate and fuck people over

i'd play ball x pit but i still haven't played daemon x machina and i don't want to spoil it

The Pentagon’s new media policy blocks journalists from reporting out anything that isn’t approved by Pete Hegseth.

Pentagon reporters walked out of the building rather than sign on.

The freedom of the press has never been more crucial. Kudos to these journalists for protecting it.

A red heart sticker that says “love this animals the shimp” with a doodle of a shrimp in the middle and bottom of the heart

Yes… YES….

Okay, bigger

too worried about game feel and not enough about gay feel