The Thrilling Adventures of Dr. Gabagool

from the way I've heard conservatives use it, they seem to think Iran was renamed from "Persia" after the revolution

if linux is so great then why haven't they released ubunthree yet

that’s a weird thing to conclude

Sexual Steve, the Erotic Singing Salmon

every five minutes a character turns to the camera to remind viewers that the KKK voted Democrat

cunnilingus is for reprobates and the Belgians

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Bobsleigh women's monobob at the XXV Olympic Winter Games

c'mon you can't call it that

he has a very heavy butt

the combustion engine freed horses to leave behind the drudgery of employment and pursue their true passions, like getting spooked by a plastic grocery bag in the wind, running full speed into obstructions, and dying from being unable to fart

that's called Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and Paula Poundstone's got that guest spot locked down permanently

Lawbert from Strip Law frolicking in an abstract background, with the caption "god's perfect law baby"

today I have found out about "lawbert"

he's very careful not to actually say so explicitly so his defenders love to turn anyone connecting the dots into a debate over what poor Jesse truly believes in his heart of hearts

perfect for when you need to eat a salad Klobuchar-style

his biggest problem is that he never looks like he actually belongs in the places where he is existing, he perpetually looks like he's just spotted the security guard that's about to throw him out onto the sidewalk

kash patel's custom skull-shaped challenge coin with a bunch of guns and spiders and flags and autographs on it

would a hollow mediocrity have a challenge coin this badass and based

also the whole double-reverse weasel maneuver of calling them liars by pretending that pointing out the consequence of someone's actions is the same as saying that those consequences were intentional

have you

after I read that I had to put the tablet down and walk to the window and just gaze out at the sky

[whispering to date while watching Strip Law when Lawbert first appears on the screen] That's Lawbert

Lawbert from Strip Law frolicking in an abstract background, with the caption "god's perfect law baby"

today I have found out about "lawbert"

amongus

take a piss, leave a piss

Maybe if you would spend more time on keyboard maintenance and less time haranguing liberals on here to support your precious Vermont savior you wouldn't be making ridiculous typos like that.

honestly I really just miss when everyone had a blog and you could subscribe to it on google reader and maybe click through and go leave a comment on an article if you felt a particular way about it

but it always just comes back to "oh they're so rude on Bluesky" because a lot of them either secretly or openly like being on a place that's so hostile to non-conservatives that all their leftist posting enemies give it a wide berth

the thing about the "journalists on twitter" thing is that the options are not "twitter or bluesky" -- there's Threads, there's Mastodon, newspapers could put a little scratch together to self-host something, they could encourage a renaissance of RSS feeds, a whole bunch of potential alternatives

they got used to the old twitter giving blue checks a special view that insulated them from the bulk of criticism from the hoi polloi, so now they think that bluesky is uniquely horrible because they're just seeing the unfiltered view for the first time

ah, so you're just another immature bernie bro who can only talk in "memes". well, six seven skibidi to you, and welcome to my brooklyn manbun mute list