The Thrilling Adventures of Dr. Gabagool

and the advisors and pundits pushing hardest to drop the "weird" messaging turned out to all generally agree with Republicans, just not their aesthetics

they hated "weird" because they felt attacked by it too

it's also something the KSA wants too; they've got designs on being a regional power but their reach is limited because they're hemmed in on pretty much all sides, so taking Iran off the board lets them project further out

A store named The Fun-Ghoul in Rutherford, New Jersey, which sounds like "vaffancul'" (shove it up your ass) in Italian

hey, fuck you too, store

sometimes you just need two tubas

oh not a complaint, just a statement of fact

I currently have two tubas in my car

hegseth and rubio aren't particularly implicated by it, so they don't have any reason to be distracting from anything, they just want to do strongman things to look tough on the world stage

whenever I am sick I am always reminded of how many vile fluids I contain

from the way I've heard conservatives use it, they seem to think Iran was renamed from "Persia" after the revolution

if linux is so great then why haven't they released ubunthree yet

that’s a weird thing to conclude

Sexual Steve, the Erotic Singing Salmon

every five minutes a character turns to the camera to remind viewers that the KKK voted Democrat

cunnilingus is for reprobates and the Belgians

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Bobsleigh women's monobob at the XXV Olympic Winter Games

c'mon you can't call it that

he has a very heavy butt

the combustion engine freed horses to leave behind the drudgery of employment and pursue their true passions, like getting spooked by a plastic grocery bag in the wind, running full speed into obstructions, and dying from being unable to fart

that's called Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and Paula Poundstone's got that guest spot locked down permanently

Lawbert from Strip Law frolicking in an abstract background, with the caption "god's perfect law baby"

today I have found out about "lawbert"

he's very careful not to actually say so explicitly so his defenders love to turn anyone connecting the dots into a debate over what poor Jesse truly believes in his heart of hearts

perfect for when you need to eat a salad Klobuchar-style

his biggest problem is that he never looks like he actually belongs in the places where he is existing, he perpetually looks like he's just spotted the security guard that's about to throw him out onto the sidewalk

kash patel's custom skull-shaped challenge coin with a bunch of guns and spiders and flags and autographs on it

would a hollow mediocrity have a challenge coin this badass and based

also the whole double-reverse weasel maneuver of calling them liars by pretending that pointing out the consequence of someone's actions is the same as saying that those consequences were intentional

have you

after I read that I had to put the tablet down and walk to the window and just gaze out at the sky

[whispering to date while watching Strip Law when Lawbert first appears on the screen] That's Lawbert