"that's like if a martini was user friendly."

"do you also live in profound sadness?" "no."

"let's go with a soft boiled yes."

"there's a lot of swearing and vulgarity, you're welcome"

"i try to avoid tears here because they are usually mine."

"and if it works, we can give it the one two punch... cause that punch list is LOOONNNGGGGGGGGG"

"they haven't figured that out and that sounds like a them problem"

"2026 is giving, 'let's get this over with'"

"well, guess what... i don't give a shit."

"that's a terrible idea. let's try it."

"there are a lot of knobs."

"or is there a vibe you are looking for?" "the vibe I'm looking for is you"

"i got my nipple pierced before my nose piercing."

"steller's jays mate for life." "like penguins!" "but, they can fly." "your priorities are clear."

"nothing _bad_ happened. but noting good, actually, either."

"until one of those yacht people wave back at me, i'll live through you."

"what do you mean chock a block? i'm not familiar with that term." "busy as fuck. but radio friendly"

"fair enough. i feel a little dead inside, that helps in these moments."

"i am fascinated by nonsense" "i have SO MUCH"

"how much project work do you want to do on this?"

"you could have some wildly unhinged hinges." "could. i remain, firmly, hinged. affixed, even"

"it's practice until it's not. it's training, not torture."

"turn over enough rocks, you eventually find a cool crab."

"i got my masters in gluttony, if there's a way to add more, i'll find it."

re: seattle freeze - "the weather doesn't stop you from being a good communicator."

"you should join the circus"

"you're like party batman"

"can we do tomorrow bunny, i'm kinda out of town"

"you are the target demographic."

"oh, the specificity of the "radio edit" is sending me."