"if you want it any louder, you need better gear."

"i feel like the laugh, the cackle, was warranted." "i feel the cackle in my soul."

"i love invoices. it's like adult venmo."

"you look happy!" "so do you! it's novel."

"is she staying as a cinnamon roll for the rest ... ?"

"you can suffer or you can learn. i learned."

"new orleans is the vegas i didn't know i loved."

😭//😂//☠️

"i was never concerned about the product, just the vibe."

"i hate to tell you, there's nothing good there."

"i call it the misery catharsis. if you are already overwhelmed, what's a little more?"

"it's that feeling where you're like, someone should fix this, and then you realize, it me. that's my job. i'm it."

"you have a look about you... the thousand yard stare of death."

"you said that my calendar was terrifying, but your unwritten calendar is worse."

"everything good i've done has been out of spite."

"tequila or jager?" "yes."

"how many redbulls until my heart explodes?" "four." "i meant how many more! [sings 'living on a prayer']"

"that's the problem with having a radio: people can find you."

"it's nice that he has a cool down button."

"to save 100 bucks, we're spending 1500 in hours from four different people to fix it" "that's ___ math right there."

"you are teflon my darling"

"nothing is low lift. the only thing low lift is me getting a margarita."

"she's not crazy i hired her lol"

"i'll take the snake one...what's the finish on this? it's crazy!" [in unison] "snake!"

"i don't mean to be intimidating. at first. on purpose. usually."

"margs at fests are terrible but otherwise i agree with the format on your proposed meeting"

"so don't"

"uncle andy is not daddy jeff."

"i'd rather see all the colors and decide if it's my palette. (it's not.)"

"we should get coffee when you are not being murdered by this industry." "i will be dead by then."