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36 She/They Comanche 18+ Expect extremely weird shitposts!

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The optimum shape for sucking on

17.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh shit

17.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAA

17.10.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*wags menacingly* >:3

17.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*bite* :3

17.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unattended yinglets will be given an energy drink and taught to swear

17.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yinglet creator is the digital equivalent of zhat zhing

17.10.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can you imagine if there was a creature that liked to bite?

17.10.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people sometimes tell me I'd make a good yinglet X3

17.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot of Ellen recreated as a yinglet in the yinglet creator game

a screenshot of Ellen recreated as a yinglet in the yinglet creator game

What if me but yinglet?

17.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They only do that when you aren't looking

17.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They only do that when you aren't watching

17.10.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your nose is full of boogers because it's one of those pick me noses.

17.10.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yinglets are cool

17.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*places a tiny coyote on your head*

17.10.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The midnight toilet

17.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:3

17.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAAA!!!

17.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

coyotes have more fun!

17.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

D:

17.10.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yote yote yote in the hay yote yote yote in the hay

17.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want a burrito

17.10.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do tend to have some pretty strange dreams like the one with an evil chin snake alien named Ludwig Von Chin-for-a-chin-chin-chin-chin. :3

17.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a dream about being chased by fireworks, and then there were candle scented wax lips, and then Johnny Bravo was turned into a giant slug, and he and some giant snails were fused into one mass to be sacrificed in some sort of ritual.

17.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*
*BITES YOU*

17.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

books with funny notes in the margins are the mst3k of literature

17.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3

17.10.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*pets*

17.10.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cat: :3
me: aww
cat: :2โ€ฆ.. :1โ€ฆโ€ฆ.
me: woah woah ok hold on now

28.09.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAA

16.10.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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