Alex Wittscheck

Just post your message here, so I can copy and paste.

Bleed American was the first CD I bought with my own money. Maybe it’s nostalgia, but it’s still my fav.

If I wanted to lose 50 pounds I could do it today by chopping my leg off, but the better option would be to spend the next 8-12 months making changes in my diet and exercise to get to the same weight.

That’s the last album of theirs I bought. So, that’s supporting evidence for your argument.

New restaurant idea. It’s Lamberts, but it’s Mexican food and you throw fresh tortillas like frizbees.

Next Christmas, instead of cordial cherries, I hope my wife orders un-cordial cherries.

laugh at his legs next time he wears shorts in the house. fight fire with fire.

Always.

Sitting behind two different dads filming a children’s Christmas concert. Both of their videos look like they rubbed Vaseline on their phone camera lens.

Mr. Darcy in the rain gets me every time. Cut the last scene from that movie and it’s perfect.

Wait, which one is the good one?!

We can’t control our feelings as much as we try. We all deal with death in different ways. As long as you are loving those who are sad, I’m sure you’re doing great.

Sounds like you need two new bookcases.

Drunk people who puke on the sidewalk instead of a garbage can or in the gutter (like a civilized person) belong in the same level of hell as people who don’t flush public toilets.

Crunchy peanut butter is a fraud. They just mix some broken nuts back into creamy. Creamy is the OG.

Teaser of that @feekyfeek.bsky.social new new. You’ll get the rest in January.

Where does sweet potato casserole belong in the holiday dinner lineup?

1️⃣ With the sides
2️⃣ With the desserts
3️⃣ In the trash

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I didn’t even know airports laid eggs.