CHAIRMAN M

MAGA folks are more primed to become revolutionary socialists than libs - they know the world is broken but are misdirected ad to the true causes. The capitalist class' arrogance will guide them to the light...

Looking good, comrade!

80 years ago, The Red Army liberated Auschwitz.

In the midst of slander and nazi apologia, neoliberals discrediting the Soviet Union and the rise of fascism around the world,
I will always honor and remember our heroes.

GLORY TO THE USSR
Слава Союзу!

for being so intensely islamophobic liberals sure love funding actual terrorists, isis, ultra nationalist militias and rebels in the middle east for personal gain. as long as those terrorists have a common enemy with the western world they will have their support.

> has creative in name
> can only spam thought-terminating cliche replies

Hmmm

I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.

How about white people stop voting for Trump in clear majorities? Don't foist this on POC, this is an AMERICA problem.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!

Will, I don't think you are unintelligent, but you have this constant air of "I know this problem inside out because I read an essay on it." It feels very academic and divorced from many people's lived experiences.

You have to swim among the actual masses if you want to grasp the full reality.

Would you have given this advice to the Founding Fathers?

oh no...

Who's been pushing our beloved Will Stancil to become a depraved goon like that!?

virgin trot/socdem/anarchist fan vs chad AES enjoyer

Shigeru Nogura, 1987

I need to sit down and read Stop Hibari-kun at some point, it's always looked really good.

Verifiable? How about you do your own research and go to Truth Social direct?

Blue MAGA is as embarassing as its red counterpart.

There's an alternate universe out there where the sound effect is *SLUG*, but he's called Boppo instead.

This storyline is giving me anxiety.

If Bluesky ever allows polls, you should definitely make one asking which character is best.

"(do you) want to be my girl?"

It's a shame Ernie retconned sluggo having four eyebrows, I think it adds a certain something.

I don't think I've ever seen Fritzi laugh once at something Nancy did; usually it's alarm.

I imagine Nancy's pranks got old pretty quick for her aunt!

ME FACING 2025

SHE'S A TRUE HERO, BROTHER. LET THIS BE THE DECISIVE TURNING POINT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS NANCY

911, i'd like to report a murder.

Mikhail Gorbachev, leader of the USSR, meeting with Donald Trump in the late 1980s. They are shaking hands while other people, including Trump's first wife, Ivana, smile and look on.

Trump: "Actually I met Mr Gorbachev once, great guy, very great. Very bald, which is rare and special in Russia.

Anyway, he said I could have been a great Marxist, one of the best. He knew what he was talking about! I said our revolution would be the biggest and best yet" *continues for 98 mins*

he WON'T!? Shit, my plans are ruined.