Elli

I like to make my mental deficiencies fight each other.

IMPOSTER SYNDROME: People think you're capable but in reality you're a fraud who has fooled everyone.

ME: Self Hate, get in here and fight this bitch!

SELF HATE: Elli is too stupid to fool everyone like that, so she must be actually capable.

MORNING TIME IS BEST TIME!

I hope something happens to you today that is SO amazing, it makes you feel like you have to dance right then and there!

I miss you! You're the best

Psst... Goblins updates on Mondays, now.

In our quest to get my wife Canadian citizenship, we have to prove that our marriage is genuine. I just checked Bluesky for a few mentions of her and OMG, I have been documenting our whole relationship on here for years! That's lucky!

I just checked. If I wanted to, I could book an all inclusive vacation to Iran, right now. The only warning I could find was a note about how there may currently be some disruptions in air travel. That's wild.

We put up fairy lights over the kitchen and I dig it.

I just googled it, and I found this. My guess is that it's pieced together from things I've said on Twitch over the years. goblinscomic.fandom.com/wiki/I.M.E. 🫶

Two goblins attacking an ICE agent

It's #GoblinWeek

A torn up, opened chainsaw box.

A used, ratty looking chainsaw

A used, ratty looking chainsaw

A used, ratty looking chainsaw

I ordered my wife a brand-new, one-handed chainsaw from Amazon, so she could make toys and perches for our bird, Bob. This dirty, very used thing showed up.

NEW GOBLINS PAGE

A computer monitor with BG3 on it.

I've been neglecting my poor wife while I was racing to finish 4 Goblins pages this month. So now we're eating pizza and playing some BG3!

A yellow/blue goblin face looking shocked. Digital drawing.

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP!!!!

I did it! 8 pages in 2 months! SQUEEEEE!

Feel free to repost, if you like (it REALLY helps me)!

Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-8...
The scene starts here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-3...

Keep in mind though, that 4 years was during covid.

Ug. I signed up for the "I don't care if it's Montreal or BC, just give me whatever is available first. I had to wait a little over 4 years. I dread the thought of how long the wait times will be now.

If this were a story in the mainstream media, it'd say "Transgender person involved with baby drowning in lake Michigan".

a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .

Ya'll got anymore of them Goblin comics?

A picture of a forest. In the distance is a body of water and beyond that are cloudy mountains.

The ocean looks pretty today.

Thank YOU

It occurs to me that being a Canadian married to a US citizen, makes Trump my President-in-law. 🤢🤢🤢

:(

Revisions aren't a part of the original surgery? They were for me (I'm in Canada).

I've been drawing Goblins for so long (20 years), that all of my goblin characters would have literally died of old age by now.

(In 3rd edition, goblins live for about 30 years. The main characters were all around 10 years old when the comic started.)

When the Green Lantern leaves a review for your restaurant.

My plan for 2026 was to try for 4 Goblins comic updates a month, for Jan and Feb. If I succeeded at that, the next step of the plan was to attempt updates on a specific day of the week.

SCOREBOARD

Jan - 4 pages
Feb - 3 pages so far (working on the 4th)

That makes me feel so warm and happy! Thank you!

Eight years and still the most concise and vital moral compass, from @ellipsis.bsky.social.

I think that'd create a whole different vibe that people wouldn't want heh

I want a '40 Years Ago Con' where everyone there, acts as tho it's 40 years earlier. So this year it'd be 1986. People would dress as though it's 1986 and celebrate "brand new" movies like Aliens and Star Trek 4. We'd wonder about upcoming movies like... "I bet Superman 4 will be AMAZING!"