☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹

called it btw

Timeline cleanse, teenage crush?

behind every great metal recording is a few instrumentalists and one guy on a computer nodding his head enthusiastically

obsessed with the fact that for the low low price of an extra 2 bucks, i can ensure my uber driver does not attempt a conversation with me.

after traveling for hours the last thing i wanna do is be forced to entertain someone with conversation while paying for their services

note to self, don’t drink coffee at 7pm if you don’t want to lay in bed with your heart racing and every worst case scenario playing like a movie in your mind 🙂

the people who keep setlist fm updated are real life angels

Just had one of those moments where I’m like, why am I walking around all day thinking it’s Thursday?

Reader…. it is Thursday

Smashmouth was really spitting when they said “put away the crack before the crack puts you away”

the fact that i am again thinking about this because MULTIPLE ppl in my office do this is making me feel crazy!!!

so gross!!!!

hahaha THANK YOU this makes me very glad

i wanna google it but i’m afraid of what i’ll see 😂

kind of crazy there isn’t a drag queen named queef latinah

it’s september so as a new englander… i’m thinking about what im gonna wear this season to survive outdoor weather in the winter

feels like im getting ready for war 😮‍💨🧤

A (fake) screenshot of a tweet posted by Barack Obama earlier today, stating, “ya get his ass! Lol” The screenshot is clearly satirical.

damn i can’t believe he tweeted this 🤯🤣

i’ve been awake for 20 hours and that’s not even unusual for me 🥴

having a really nice enjoyable conversation with an attractive man my age on a dating app, which usually means he is about 2-3 messages away from making it REALLY weird and uncomfortable

A gif of Chandler from Friends saying “Alright. Somebody kiss me!”

A gif of Chandler from Friends jumping up and down and demanding, “Somebody kiss me!”

just had the horrifying realization that i have not made out with anyone in roughly nine months

i’m bigender in the sense that my preferred pronouns change depending what mood i’m in and cisgender in the sense that i don’t want to explain how i’m feeling on a given day and she/her will do just fine thank you

being on hold with the IRS is so car salesman coded of me

there was a time in my life when i had to boot a computer up to access the internet and maybe that was for the best

ok there’s a chill in the air this morning and i am reminded that saying goodbye to summer maybe isn’t the worst ever bc i do love fall

i’m not the biggest gwen stefani fan like i used to be but i still absolutely hate gavin rossdale on her behalf

this dude hid the fact he’s a cop in his hinge profile…. well babe now u can’t be surprised i immediately unmatched you when you admit to it 🙁 RIP lol

bricked up thinking about the show i’m playing w my riot grrrl band tn

i’m the most caffeine addicted i’ve ever been and i’m not drinking more coffee than usual. i actually believe it’s compounding dependency over the years

a girl playing guitar wearing a tank top from hardcore punk band amygdala

a girl in a black and white sweater getting ready to attack someone with a pillow

oops i never introduced myself 🤭

my name is Kat DPG aka @katdpg.bsky.social and I play guitar in addition to running our Bluesky account!

i was born in boston and my biggest influences are the dirty nil, the distillers & nirvana!

pleased to make your acquaintance 🤝

yall ain’t even ready 😛

new music from your favorite riot grrrl punk band from the massachusetts-connecticut border 🚨🚨 coming July 18! ‼️

you could do what billionaires do. go to court, turn out your pockets and say “i’m poooorrrr” and never pay a dime ❤️

dating is so hard bc im my own favorite person and it is soooo hard to find someone i like spending time with more than me….

you’d have to be such a miserable person not to wave back at a baby