Kris

That Dodge Ram commercial where they say Americans can’t stop being Americans?

Yeah….that’s not the compliment they think it is.

Signed,
An American

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Haven’t been around for a while.

I’m just lazy. Been posting to the Bad Place instead. I really need to just hang here because WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS BECOMING OF OUR COUNTRY?!

Also RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

The fastest humans on earth:

1) Usain Bolt, 100 meter, 2009
2) Major William J. “Pete” Knight, North American X-15 pilot, 1967
3) Any Georgian who was previously going 43 on a 2-lane highway once a passing lane appears.

#georgiadrivers

SecDef has revised military’s phonetic alphabet. Here’s some of the new letters…

A – Absinthe
B – Bourbon
C – Cognac
D – Daiquiri
E – Eisbock
F – Fernet
G – Gin
H – Hennessy
I – IPA
J – Jägermeister
K – Kamikaze
L – Lager
M – Mead
N – Negroni
O – Ouzo
P – Pimm’s
Q – Quadro
R – Rum
S – Scotch

The Venn diagram of people screaming for mass deportations and those screaming tonight because their Margarita refill is too slow due to understaffing is a circle.

Fly high to Stovakor, little warrior. Here’s to my hypothyroid cardiomegaly fuzzy boy who wasn’t supposed to live beyond kittenhood. He got almost 5 years of love. RIP Tribble.

Hit up Bear Claw Winery just outside of Blue Ridge. The wines are pretty decent, cute place, good for picnics.

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All 3 of my recent students got accepted into genetic counseling schools! One in UNC Greensboro, one at UAB, and one to Columbia!! I’m so incredibly proud of these incredible ladies. The future of #geneticcounseling is on its way!

Sometimes you walk the halls of a medical center in second-hand Cole Haan shoes as a nurse practitioner. Other times you’re in steel-toed boots clambering around in the debris- and dust-filled attic of a 56 year old theatre trying to find a leak.

Can’t say my life is boring.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

#Beungovernable
#escapedeathlivepunk

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This was a re-release, but I saw it before the big one in first grade: Star Wars

Paintin’. #kitchenfix

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

How the absolute f*ck is this not a conflict of interest?

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Nobody who dances like this belongs on the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts board.

Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.

Well done.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Every. Dang. Weekday.

Like, ALL the white men to the moon? I’m listening…

The first woman and first POC to go to the moon are scheduled to lift off in two years. MAGA trying to call it off as "DEI". They want only white men to return to the moon.

OnlyFans, but it’s just me using the hospital-grade disinfectant wipes with no gloves on.

Ok…*deep breath*

#georgiadrivers there is NO law on the books saying you have to pull over for a funeral procession going the other way. If you’re on a back road and can safely do so, fine. But you asshats on a 4 lane divided highway going 65 and slam the brakes on? You want your own procession?😡

Required homework.

#remembereemember