@emmettk - Bluesky Profile

All deals are still live! One a couple more Large size experimental fade slots remain open, medium and small are getting limited too! 😝

30.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Bathroom mirror pic with my fly open and #uncut softy hanging out

Life’s a beach on #scs

17.08.2025 00:49 — 👍 482 🔁 31 💬 11 📌 0

A nude for the gays and theys, I’m clothed but my pants are unzipped and pulled down revealing my hard uncut dick and balls to the camera that’s at my waist level.

How I’m coming to you this #fcf

15.11.2024 15:53 — 👍 1383 🔁 88 💬 43 📌 2

Fund my silicone pouring experiments, get a toy for 50% off! It’s a win-win and you get something fun for your bum-bum 🥰

28.11.2025 19:14 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Boyyyy I swear 😮‍💨

28.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back in this bathroom on #scs

23.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 350 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0

I’m listening…

23.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The prettiest hole 🥰

23.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back in this bathroom on #scs

23.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 350 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0

Muchhhh better 😌

01.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 135 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Another week of slinging silicone and peddling dongs in the books, now time to go home and take my pants off :)

01.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 147 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Drop preshop is live! 🎉

 This drop includes 70+ glowy and UV-reactive toys, packed with our most-loved sizes and signature colorways. Plus this drop’s Featured Pour: Trans Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

💥 Drop goes live @ 6pm PT!

⬇️Preview in the comments

www.happyholetoys.com

17.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

Ahhh haha
🥲

11.10.2025 06:16 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If the Mariners win this I’ll post hole on main idc whatever it takes 😭😭

11.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Haha I personally think dusting and cleaning wouldn’t be the best way to visit Seattle!

10.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No but fr, if you’re in Seattle area we’d be down to compensate with cash for a job well done :)

10.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come to Seattle and the position is yours 😘

10.10.2025 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Currently accepting housetwink applications to help with our new place. Comp plan includes head pats, being called a “good boy,” toys, and probably some d*ck 😊

10.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

A photo showing a handful of toys from each colorway (from left to right: Featured Pour Trans Pride, Opalescent Rainbow, Seacock Spirit, and Stormy Seas) in this drop. All of the text information on this image is repeated in the post text.

✨ The wait’s almost over! ✨

Join us Thursday 10/16 @ 6 PM Pacific (5 PM Preshop) for 70+ of your favorite UV & glow toys! 😍

We're restocking our 3 signature Premium Pours, plus this drop’s featured pour: Trans Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️

10.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 33 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

#mcm

06.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 261 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 0

Sent this to a twink today after Lightroom was giving me a hard time. He said I look cute and hot in a hat which made things better :)

10.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 141 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0

#mcm

06.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 261 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 0

Pls help with our new house?? 🥺

27.09.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I totally feel you on prices, especially housing. You might also check out Portland — pretty similar vibes but housing costs are much easier to stomach lol

26.09.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0