Will Bennett

No please Darin stop it makes me uncomfortable when you point out generalizations I never noticed about my home language

Coronal consonants freely occur after /aʊ/ (mouth, mouthed, out, loud, mouse, rouse, Roush, couch, gouge, down, owl, hour) but non-coronal consonants must be separated by a syllable boundary, e.g. linguist Liz Cowper /ˈkaʊ.pəɹ/ (cf. */kaʊp/), Hawaiian pudding haupia /haʊˈpiː.ə/ (cf. */haʊp/), [1/3]

Why we dumped body in bank – funeral home A funeral home that dumped the body of a grandmother inside a Capitec Bank branch as “proof of death” after the family was allegedly given the runaround on the payout of a funeral policy says they wer...

This should be a cautionary tale to companies doing KYC: be reasonable about what you ask for, or suffer the consequences

Disney villain shit

Apt AF

“Meth chef”

So the way you steer in elite level skeleton is mostly by flexing your internal organs, right?

The 2026 Winter Olympics Wikipedia page table of contents is a surprisingly wild read

5 days of rain in the past week.
The university calls for staff and students to restrict water usage, citing “continued drought conditions”
#makhanda

Pam Bondi tried to steal a 4-year-old's dog Drew Magary on MAGA's new rite of passage.

Holy shit the attorney general of the United States actually tried to steal a dog from a 4 year old orphan

www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

microdosing scholar activism by shitposting on bluesky

Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country

Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country https://theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-alive-to-see-what-trump-doing-to-country/

Jinxed it!

Italia!🥌🇮🇹🤩

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...

The onion remains undefeated in delivering the most accurate news.

theonion.com/ai-chatbot-t...

No they are both named Cory/Korey and that is objectively insufferable

WATER you doing?

Is the existence of AI images on social media of a representation of a proposition valid evidence that the proposition is true?
Not no.
#epistemologyishard

I cannot and do not support TeamUSA for political and nomenclatural reasons, but that was a nice rock 🥌#curling #mixeddoubles

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

Are you ready to watch CURLING?!🥌
Hell yes let’s do it #teamcanada

Proudly Xhonglophone

Every farmer who owns a donkey is facing severe long term economic challenges

Chomsky’s friendship with Epstein was just a Phase
#syntax #impenetrabilityconfitions

There are some biscuit conditionals on the table if you’re looking for them.

I might be in position to comment on that, if I had game worth recognizing.

This makes it seem like altmetric supports tattling on scientists if you disagree with them. Is that what you mean?

Academics vying for a spot in Epstein‘s world. There are so many. I feel the need to make a thread, so I don’t keep confusing them. 1/

Before I forget: happy birthday, trees everywhere
#seculartubishvat