danny

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

once again wondering, because 2026 is more than lightly used

Why's Iran sending missiles? WHY ARE THEY SENDING MISSILES, MOTHERFUCKER

I see the vision (wish I was blind)

A screenshot of the Customize menu in Kingdom Hearts reading "Goofy: Conservative"

still love his movies but this is disappointing

It must be nice to be a sociopath, because all the new products are for you. The smart glasses will give you that woman’s address, the betting apps will finally let you make bank on war crimes.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, “babe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, “sure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the “keys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

just run it through ai, should fix him right up... what do you mean this is after ai? [hardly containing excitement] he looks terrible!

didn't know it was possible to block yourself on other people's accounts. learn something new every day.

funny how they won't drain their wallets for anything except this

we should invent a tradition where we do that every year tbh

omg me too! we should like celebrate together or something that would be cool I think

What if this happened

the patriots strike again, cannot escape the la-li-lu-le-lo

at its core, the bets would be manipulating reality to some degree either way. who's even in charge of creating these bets? is there limitations?

I see a lot of dingus-for-brains in my line of work, if it isn't obvious

sorry, not sorry. cry about it and clean it up when you're done. I sure won't.

if we were to crest the hill that divides us from our oppressors we would find that they are not almighty geniuses with multiple plans. instead we'd be at a loss for our next move. no contingency plan can prepare us for the swift dispatch that would await these feckless unkindly imitations of man

no dude, he's a sportsbetter and the sport is your life. these aren't geniuses, they're overpaid unemployable losers with no sense of meaning to the word 'empathy'

they assume he planned every day from the start because they piece it together backwards and assume so much between each step.

exhausted of being told of this grimey embodiment of defecation and his grand intellect. by common folk, no less, who have never put up a modicum of resistance in their feckless red-capped lives.

tired of seeing your name in the news, bruh

I'll stop reposting it when it stops being accurate

they better not do this 'click 50 things to redeem what you don't even want' bs again

mostly just wanted something that wasn't jarring or ugly. I've tried for perfect too long, this time I tried for okay and just for fun.

first roachcore song is done, it'll be on stream intro and it'll probably change over time

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words