vexashun

mfs commenting “i do NOT claim this negative energy” under internet posts…yeah i bet u don’t claim the negatives in ur checking acc either babes you’ll be just fine

yknow how people experience the final surge before their death. that’s basically what happens to me before the end of my shift

if she can queef on command, keep her!

thot daughter and gay son would literally be best friends why are we pitting them against each other 💔

the pen is an author’s weapon….a girl, her tweezers

i love tweezing my eyebrows after a month and changing my entire facial harmony

anyone else feel like doing fafsa with ur parents is the equivalent to shoving your hand in a meat grinder and slowly turning it.

is it over for me?? brother it never started

we both leave red splatters after we’re done too!

i feel like jennifer check after she cannibalizes men except i don’t do that, i just touch up my hair dye

if we were mormon would you help me soak? would you be a pal?

straight edge? is there a gay one

i wonder which ripoff minecraft mobile games the kids are playing nowadays

i’m nothing without my liners…my lip liner. my eye liner. my panty liner :/