Bi for Ilya Rosanov Goblin bigoblin

hey babe wanna come over for a lil-

01.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

if i put my penis in a drink does that make it a cocktail?

01.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 2

My niece has to sell candy bars so her school band can afford new music stands, but obviously there's an unlimited budget for single-use kamikaze drones.

01.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 169 🔁 40 💬 2 📌 1

a woman is wearing a pink dress and says a hundred percent correct Alt: Nene leakes saying “a hundred percent correct”

01.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aged at least 10 years on a shoe tree

01.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dystopian shit

01.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m imagining a lot of funnels…

01.03.2026 12:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*the horse you rode in on* why am i catching strays?

01.03.2026 05:45 — 👍 473 🔁 30 💬 10 📌 1

Damn. Thought that was my chance

01.03.2026 12:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I *would* be jealous except that mine are so small they don’t really encumber me in any way 😅

01.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥰thanks!

01.03.2026 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 10254 🔁 1911 💬 103 📌 81

REAL lol

01.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I DID IT!

01.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes + particularly MAGA Republicans because they are quite literally in a cult, and people in cults are famously hard to reason with because of you know, all the brainwashing

01.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this lives in my head rent free

11.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 159 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 7

I could… but that would require going downstairs…

01.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m still obsessed with this lewk

01.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Khamenei: Death to America, of course

28.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 70 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

JUST when I was about to get in the shower I ended up in bed on Bluesky

I really need to shower

01.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

i would like a pound of the woke sausage, please.

28.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 129 🔁 27 💬 11 📌 1

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

28.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 7176 🔁 1341 💬 70 📌 26

Everything ICE says is a lie.

01.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 729 🔁 101 💬 6 📌 2

congresst? yeah, it sure seems like they are

28.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Solo parenting day 1 almost over and we actually had a lovely day 🥹 no major meltdowns… although we still have bedtime ahead so it’s not too late lol

01.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mans is on SNL tonight 😍🤩🥰

01.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

UGH solo parenting weekend

UGH UGH UGH

28.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It cracks me up when people talk about how bad the faithfuls are on #TheTraitors… like y’all, we are watching an edited and produced version of this where we already know who the traitors are… have some humility

28.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She was TERRIBLE. So easily swayed by anyone kissing her ass.

28.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I fucking haaaate him

28.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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