Himi [Insert last name here]

@deborel.bsky.social

Stretches across his desk like a cat.

"Oh noooo.....I have not been given affection in so looong....I just might shrivel up and diieeeeee~!"

((Today is very much a "What was I about to do?" kind of day. HDKJS))

((Big mood))

((Nald'thal is only following people who have canonically died/trapped in the lifestream and other members of the Twelve LMFAO))

I was about to pout but then remembered that doesn't apply to me anymore.

I would like to change my answer, to also Nerva as a Blasphemy.

For the memes.

((panic stress over eating i might be conked out for the rest of the night I'm sorry))

That was one of my first picks too before going with someone else.

I'd hope not, I've flirted with you.

The obvious two and the boring ones aside, going with....

....Just one?

((Today is Mondaying in the worst way possible.))

((I don't know what to do anymore.))

Monday being Monday.

Whose ass am I kicking?

Oh, right now? And here I was thinking about dragging you off to the nearest inn room~!

((Plagued by nightmares all night yeeeeehaw. Feelin' great.))

I don't have any plans, so no~

"Do it"

[Contemplating her options.]

Do you /want/ me to be a good girl?

[Eyebrow wiggle]

I'll go get you some! Don't move!

"I want to make you something~! And by "I" I also mean with a lot of help from Tataru because she's the master tailor and what not.

[Her hand goes up as high as it can before she /carefully/ yanks him down. She might be tall but she's still a shrimp in comparison.]

Do /I/ also have to wait till later~?

Oh that was~! [She starts walking her fingers up his chest...armor? Tunic? What even is that.]

I meant should I continue on to make a second joke, or could you already guess what I was going to say~?

What would you like? Udon? Miso?

[THE WIDEST GRIN.] .....Do I need to make the joke, or...?

"Pfffft; no, but I can make you one with a nametag, if you'd like?" she giggles. "Just testing something, don't mind me~!"

Leave them be alone enough and I'm sure they'll still finish.

Pretty please~!

I think they're delicious~

((Can't do the collar meme with Himi, cause Himi can't have a collar slapped around her neck without her freaking out, and I don't wanna just. Dump that on people icly unexpectedly. LMFAO))