Alan Bemer

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Refugee from X. Retired postal worker afraid for our democracy. Orange Hitler hater. Lifelong liberal, gay man spoken for. Lifelong pop culture fanatic for movies, TV & music. 28 yrs in Seattle, originally from Chicago. Ex-Los Angeleno #BlueCrew 🏳️‍🌈💙