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@alastaircorbett.bsky.social

Womble. Left winger. Vegan. iC1 male default/vanilla/standard box set. Lacks pace, but has a good engine. Bad dice roller in Heroquest. Subculture gig goer.

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Two pics, one message. No Short Corners!

26.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heroquest people. How do you deal with a hero dying? Permakill, restart a quest or create another "character" with the gear? Curious how others play it out. (Room searched token for attention)

14.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've all been at Work Do's like that. "Hell-ooo"

14.10.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made a joke up. "Nice Nirvana t-shirt. Name 3 Primarks"
Scandinavian D-Beat Saturday gig flyer for attention

09.10.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fat whites surely

05.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've tried vegan swan. Tasted like the Queen Mother from what i can remember

24.09.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Central line, i think. They got a club house?

24.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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6-1. AFC Wimbledon Women knocking it out the park mate

07.09.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not all football kicks the same. Nice Sunday watching AFC Wimbledon Women v Real Bedford.

19.08.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's mine. Once a printer always a printer

28.07.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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England 1-1 Spain: Lionesses retain title with dramatic penalty victory as Chloe Kelly score winning kick Reaction as England successfully defend their European title with a dramatic penalty shootout victory over Spain in Switzerland.

Mate. Just fxxking incredible www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

27.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AFC Wimbledon Women v Loughborough Lightning. 1-2 to the bad, but a good game. Perfect warm-up to the England final tonight. Also, a quick preฤ‡is of the women's game for the late comers. It's like the men's game, but without the dxckheads watching ๐Ÿ‘

27.07.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As has been said before. A wall erected along the lines of Harvesters outside London would work well. A simple 2 minute conversational interview without moaning about immigration or Meghan would grant access

26.07.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's exactly why I always tip mine with cash or cold drinks

24.07.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

Our absolute Queens

23.07.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great share. Another example of good shxt that just arrives. I reckon the turnout from these new voters will be 50 odd % tops? but passionate either way. Good news. I would of killed for a vote back then

17.07.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's flying ant time in Tooting. Fellow beardman beware

17.07.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clobber are massive mate

11.07.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm always surprised when you call a leg of lamb, a lambs leg. They can't handle it

05.07.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So yeah. I got my large fruit bun and callaloo patty from here. And my vegetable biriyani and my achari daal from here. Tooting knows the score

03.07.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Loved & Wanted in London.

Loved & Wanted in London.

LGBTQI+ Londoners: you areโ€”and will always beโ€”loved and wanted in our city.

03.07.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Tooting is so proud of you mate.

03.07.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've genuinely seen 3 "I Love NY" t-shirts in Tooting this afternoon. SW London loves Mamdani mate

03.07.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the correct collective noun for gooses is quiver

30.06.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also, if you want to escape the carnage and disrespect of our western leaders. Tooting Gala Bingo Hall, 1 pint of lager, 2 cups of tea and a packet of crisps. 9 pound English

26.06.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crazy how much you forget how important pure joyous distraction can be. Wonderful, sweaty little gig last night with Aerial Salad. Our leaders are Warmongering Cxxts. These fellas ain't
XXXhttps://youtu.be/VlRtpXNs2k4?si=pev1xpl_C6JdA3Gw

26.06.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still don't get why our "right" hate him, though? Is it purely about breading or class? He's been punching down and sideways more than an angry Ted Heath for 54 weeks now. If he had some Norman blood in his veins, I suspect they'd be naming Full English breakfasts after him (TBCM is genius btw)

26.06.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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