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When your prized chariot horses lose a race to a guy on foot, and you need your wife to have your back @vbs.bsky.social

I had a lot of fun talking about something I don’t understand or want in my life at all!

sipping coffee, listening to the VBS podcast

As a non ball knower when it comes to the Bible, I do gotta say: 2 Kings 2:23-24 goes hard

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VBS is back! And they're talking about fighting bears!

Seriously though, this podcast has been extremely informative and entertaining as they read through and contextualize the Bible. Bonus points if you have any roots in 90s/00s Christian music and pop culture.

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Finally!

I have thought on it and prayed about it, and I have decided: You can now listen to a podcast episode about volcanic wizard battles and magically rematerializing nightmare women and the world's worst bear shaman and more

BEARS: Pyromaniac vs. Hela (with Spencer Hall) Podcast Episode · Vacation Bible School Podcast · 07/28/2025 · 1h 42m

Hey Bluesky, wanna talk about religion lol

- New episode! TWO HUNGRY BEARS VS 42 YOUTHS with @edsbs.bsky.social !
- Also: Where the name Beelzebub comes from, why Elijah was indisputably the greatest athlete of all time, defending yet another allegedly evil Bible lady, and more!

Relatable

NT Scholars Conspiracy Nuts
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Attributing everything
to a mysterious “Q”
who’s never been proven
to really exist
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Jean-Luc Picard James Bond

And no I won’t be endorsing anyone from the pulpit.

POV you are Moses:

That's not what my youth pastor said

That's right

OK enough doomscrolling for me here’s TikTok favourites

Isaiah 10:1-3 New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition 10 Woe to those who make iniquitous decrees, who write oppressive statutes, 2 to turn aside the needy from justice and to rob the poor of my people of their right, to make widows their spoil and to plunder orphans! 3 What will you do on the day of punishment, in the calamity that will come from far away? To whom will you flee for help, and where will you leave your wealth,

Job:

According to Genesis 12:3 and Numbers 24:9, Ted Cruz must support anything that goes by the name of "Israel," whether or not it has anything to do with the small, brief, and ancient kingdom that went by that name. This does not explain his cursed support of Texas sports teams

1 Samuel 8:10-18 New International Version 10 Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for a king. 11 He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12 Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. 13 He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14 He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15 He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16 Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle[a] and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17 He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. 18 When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, but the Lord will not answer you in that day.”

How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible

Can I tell you about someone whose message will never destruct

Come on down to the podcast church for people who like and/or hate church and/or have no idea either way

All this talk about the throuple from hell but no one is talking about the throuple from heaven.

That’s right, motherfuckers. We’re pivoting to the holy trinity.

I just started this podcast and it’s a lot of fun. I grew up non denominational and minored in religious studies at UT; I appreciate the perspectives here.

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