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we printed him a little hat

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feel better soon harlequin rob

09.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

personally i have doubts by my shoes seem certain

09.03.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the women who stare at posts

09.03.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange cat Mister Waffles, sitting on a wet paving slab with weeds growing all around, staring at the camera

Orange cat Mister Waffles, sitting on a wet paving slab with weeds growing all around, staring at the camera

Good morning

09.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

ty for guessing
no not a 6 though

09.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

have you guessed mine

09.03.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i want to know what they said about salad please

09.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is ample room in my heart for an unlimited number of small fuzzy creatures

09.03.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me and the guys in the sietch are going to suck all the water out of that new feller. You coming?

08.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

booking in for monthly surgeries the way people make salon appointments

not me though
the well groomed people

09.03.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a Finnish man in a white bucket hat and blue pullover smoking a pipe with three baby squirrels climbing on his arms and chest

a Finnish man in a white bucket hat and blue pullover smoking a pipe with three baby squirrels climbing on his arms and chest

sorry babe, I can't come over- partying in the woods with baby squirrels

09.03.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

he window

09.03.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone here will be glad to know that i shifted that stupid old caravan that lives in my drive and now i don’t have to look at it out he window all day
please note don’t try to move a large caravan with your own arms over gravel because that’s extremely arduous and terrible and it’s very terrible

09.03.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹ hiya x13

09.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#clumber

09.03.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

somehow i knew this already but i can’t explain why

09.03.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t have a porch because it’s too cold for porch life but i’ve got a nasty old shed if you’d like to fester in there?

09.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

those giant snails are pretty cute in pictures, but if i was walking through the woods and saw one in person i'd probably get scared and throw up

09.03.2026 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cat jenga

09.03.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i did not see the koru! i will find it

09.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i know the one

08.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crumble : clumber
it’s all converging

08.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

bake πŸ‘ my πŸ‘ clumber πŸ‘ spaniel πŸ‘a πŸ‘ snack

08.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hmmmm

08.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

his eyes aren’t startling enough

08.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a guardian story about a 4 year old clumber spaniel called Bruin winning crufts. owner lee cox describes bruin as β€˜the dog of a lifetime’. what even is a clumber spaniel. bruin looks very drunk, sorry bruin. bruin and his owner have a similar amiable vibe, they match. the whole thing looks like it could have been created by @baybayfriend

screenshot of a guardian story about a 4 year old clumber spaniel called Bruin winning crufts. owner lee cox describes bruin as β€˜the dog of a lifetime’. what even is a clumber spaniel. bruin looks very drunk, sorry bruin. bruin and his owner have a similar amiable vibe, they match. the whole thing looks like it could have been created by @baybayfriend

if you had to design a dog called a
Clumber Spaniel
it would look exactly like this
also man + dog have matching eyes.
why is any of this real

08.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

nighttime apple crumble

08.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

by me

08.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@amdo.bsky.social you reminded me of this post

08.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pets’ baby photos

31.10.2024 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0