midgie

whose house am i in??

advert recommending you buy a jerrycan full of hellmann’s ketchup

why is this a real advert and why did i see it on a makeup blog

does he have a pocket watch

they don’t but let’s imagine they will soon :)

it’s just a jam sandwich :)
sounds more mysterious in scots

there’s a song about jeely pieces

(though i know the song but only the first line)

we only have peanuts here
no crackerjacks
no ballgames
no songs about ballgames :(

you’ll need a team but i think it’s worth trying

it’s not diminished yet
even with all the locals gnawing on it like goats licking cliffs for salt

that’s why we made the main castle out of them

probably
i’m assuming it’s just generally braw

no they’re too soft to chew
they melt in your mouth
it’s a wonder of the world

you should probably also get some of the oor wullie braw toffee
just to be on the safe side

truest thing possible
buy some

she has the dagger-eyes gene

are these
◽️fun things you made up
◽️actual foods that don’t exist in scotland

it was visiting from the other realm

spider on the ceiling
over my bed
no no spider don’t fall on my head
no no no no no no no

please scream-sing this to the melody of your choosing

Electrician just accepted my offer to pay him in the form of 3 wishes. Joke's on him! Hope he likes unintended consequences that teach him important lessons about greed and hubris

he’s done it before

nice!

how long must he endure my foolish faffing around with the bedding

Cat

Doctor just prescribed me this

i’ve been on those for a while they seem to work pretty well for me

dog!

:)

greg you’re handing me this on a plate
that’s a photo of a table

table

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