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we printed him a little hat

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31.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this post would always have scared me but it’s so much worse on hallowe’en

31.10.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no parts of this dog ball are recognisable as an unfurled dog

31.10.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

here’s her original post

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31.10.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
fenris is dozing on a pillow and pan has sat down so near to him that their noses are almost touching

fenris is dozing on a pillow and pan has sat down so near to him that their noses are almost touching

pan adores fenris and so he’s chosen to sit as close by his love as he can dare to
hux would get viciously chewed for far less

31.10.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did you find an echidna???

31.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

only for patterson though

31.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beast law

26.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

creepy old guy pops out of the bookies and accosts you on the street
you are 13 and in school uniform

30.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a pile of fallen leaves next to a sidewalk

Photo of a pile of fallen leaves next to a sidewalk

i hope u enjoy ur stay at my airbnb :)

30.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i know that poem now but didn’t as a little kid
back then the horror lodged in my head was thanks to Struwwelpeter

30.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ahahaha he does i hate it

30.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
red maple leaves on the ground scattered over dried brown leaves

red maple leaves on the ground scattered over dried brown leaves

30.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s irresistible to goblins
when i came into the kitchen pan was like:
ah ok you caught me. i’ll just leave now, excuse me

30.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone says I showed a lot of promise as a kid. Too much promise actually. Put away your promise they’d say, we’re sick of seeing it now it disgusts us

30.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me too
i remember the suit guy’s little drawn on moustache
he looks like an unenthusiastic drag king

30.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"

29.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What happens when you log off? When I log off I immediately snap to a T pose and then my wife puts me in a closet for the night

23.12.2024 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

alright russell

30.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just keep it
tell them a dog ate it

30.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s a good suit! looks great :)

30.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he’s right to do so

30.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

came into the kitchen to find pan cat hunched over an unwashed frying pan licking off the grease like a bad little goblin
he knows this is a crime

30.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
ginger cat sits in a stately pose with a wooden shape on his head (it may be a curtain finial but it’s far more likely to be some important ceremonial head gear)

ginger cat sits in a stately pose with a wooden shape on his head (it may be a curtain finial but it’s far more likely to be some important ceremonial head gear)

the grandeur!

07.05.2023 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhh

30.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is that good

30.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lentil soup

30.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads 

They Oz you up, your mandyias.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They give you vast and trunkless legs
A sunken shattered visage too.
But they were Ozzed up in their turn
By Mandyias upon the sand
Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command.
Oz hands on mandyias to man.
Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can
Ye mighty and despair yourself

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

30.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1875    πŸ” 654    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 74

whhyy

30.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

halloween appropriate subject matter at least

30.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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