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this post would always have scared me but it’s so much worse on hallowe’en

no parts of this dog ball are recognisable as an unfurled dog

here’s her original post

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fenris is dozing on a pillow and pan has sat down so near to him that their noses are almost touching

pan adores fenris and so he’s chosen to sit as close by his love as he can dare to
hux would get viciously chewed for far less

did you find an echidna???

only for patterson though

Beast law

creepy old guy pops out of the bookies and accosts you on the street
you are 13 and in school uniform

Photo of a pile of fallen leaves next to a sidewalk

i hope u enjoy ur stay at my airbnb :)

i know that poem now but didn’t as a little kid
back then the horror lodged in my head was thanks to Struwwelpeter

ahahaha he does i hate it

red maple leaves on the ground scattered over dried brown leaves

it’s irresistible to goblins
when i came into the kitchen pan was like:
ah ok you caught me. i’ll just leave now, excuse me

Everyone says I showed a lot of promise as a kid. Too much promise actually. Put away your promise they’d say, we’re sick of seeing it now it disgusts us

me too
i remember the suit guy’s little drawn on moustache
he looks like an unenthusiastic drag king

Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"

What happens when you log off? When I log off I immediately snap to a T pose and then my wife puts me in a closet for the night

alright russell

just keep it
tell them a dog ate it

that’s a good suit! looks great :)

he’s right to do so

came into the kitchen to find pan cat hunched over an unwashed frying pan licking off the grease like a bad little goblin
he knows this is a crime

ginger cat sits in a stately pose with a wooden shape on his head (it may be a curtain finial but it’s far more likely to be some important ceremonial head gear)

the grandeur!

ohhhh

is that good

lentil soup

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

whhyy

halloween appropriate subject matter at least