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Hairpin Pal rules every one of these hair clips with super powerful magnets

no hair clip can oppose the powerful rule of hairpinpal
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crab man is posting about his correspondent terry birdchicken and the observer has an article written by a marsh harrier

bird journalist timeline

if i was clever and budgeted for it i’d regularly buy a big whack of it when it was cheaper but unfortunately,

urgghhh i too have heating oil
i hate this for me and everyone else

he’s great and also he is very loud and can be too loud and he’s also quite loud and he is frequently
excruciatingly loud
but if you can get past that he’s delightful :)

every morning i chuck him a big slice of dried sweet potato into the garden
his day is tragically incomplete without this
today i sleepily walked to the door with the chew in my hand at dog-level
as i opened the door he rushed past me, swiped the treat + frolicked outside with illegal triumph

i did just laugh at this morning’s joyous thievery
which doesn’t help

same
the crimes are unending

i’ve recently remembered how much i love a wee bit of cat’s eye liner so i’ve been doing a tame-for-work version and it’s improving my experience of setting up zoom meetings :)

my dog lives for crime

grab the little heads and tug

🗣️📢 I CRUSH THE HORSE INTO AN ORB‼️

i hate when i’m managing 10,000 orcs

room halfway filled with brown liquid

not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline

picture the largest adult son you possibly can, then double it. spin it gently in your mind's eye

noooooooooooo

thought i heard a cromching

ty i will tell him :)

my neighbour’s hens trying to live in my garden. they’re here allllllll the time. the cockerel is just a young boy and we though he was a girl hen but no. now he yells a lot at all hours, which is fine, he’s nice. he’s not getting in with my my hens though. clara through the gate is ignoring him

where the hell is your husband!

invaders

pan is gracefully walking along the edge of a plank of wood

fenris is sitting in grass and brambles

fenris and pan are next to each other in the grass. they both look like they’ve spotted an enemy in the distance and they intend to destroy whoever that is

paddock hang out

koru is lying on a rug that he’s sort of merging into. he looks relaxed and happy

one of these things is a rug

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big day today: my clothing chair has been recognized as an independent borough

don’t let the tall swinney out of there 😬

Giving out bees

i maybe made a mistake

the mirror looks like it could be some kind of magic portal
they should watch out for that

koru is lying on a rug that he’s sort of merging into. he looks relaxed and happy

one of these things is a rug

today i heard someone saying that if they didn’t keep busy they’d just spend all their time
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