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31.10.2025 09:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@midgie.bsky.social
we printed him a little hat
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31.10.2025 09:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this post would always have scared me but itβs so much worse on halloweβen
31.10.2025 09:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no parts of this dog ball are recognisable as an unfurled dog
31.10.2025 08:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hereβs her original post
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fenris is dozing on a pillow and pan has sat down so near to him that their noses are almost touching
pan adores fenris and so heβs chosen to sit as close by his love as he can dare to 
hux would get viciously chewed for far less
did you find an echidna???
31.10.2025 06:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0only for patterson though
31.10.2025 06:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beast law
26.10.2025 01:44 β π 66 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0creepy old guy pops out of the bookies and accosts you on the street 
you are 13 and in school uniform
Photo of a pile of fallen leaves next to a sidewalk
i hope u enjoy ur stay at my airbnb :)
30.10.2025 16:50 β π 45 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0i know that poem now but didnβt as a little kid 
back then the horror lodged in my head was thanks to Struwwelpeter
ahahaha he does i hate it
30.10.2025 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0red maple leaves on the ground scattered over dried brown leaves
30.10.2025 16:57 β π 45 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0itβs irresistible to goblins 
when i came into the kitchen pan was like: 
ah ok you caught me. iβll just leave now, excuse me
Everyone says I showed a lot of promise as a kid. Too much promise actually. Put away your promise theyβd say, weβre sick of seeing it now it disgusts us
30.10.2025 21:37 β π 90 π 18 π¬ 1 π 0me too
i remember the suit guyβs little drawn on moustache
he looks like an unenthusiastic drag king
Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"
29.10.2025 18:02 β π 82 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0What happens when you log off? When I log off I immediately snap to a T pose and then my wife puts me in a closet for the night
23.12.2024 01:48 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0alright russell
30.10.2025 21:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just keep it 
tell them a dog ate it
thatβs a good suit! looks great :)
30.10.2025 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0heβs right to do so
30.10.2025 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0came into the kitchen to find pan cat hunched over an unwashed frying pan licking off the grease like a bad little goblin 
he knows this is a crime
ginger cat sits in a stately pose with a wooden shape on his head (it may be a curtain finial but itβs far more likely to be some important ceremonial head gear)
the grandeur!
07.05.2023 20:57 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0ohhhh
30.10.2025 19:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is that good
30.10.2025 19:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0lentil soup
30.10.2025 19:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Philip Larkinβs this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself
30.10.2025 15:49 β π 1875 π 654 π¬ 81 π 74whhyy
30.10.2025 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0halloween appropriate subject matter at least
30.10.2025 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0