@JaquanTheLibra

I treat deep throating like a party trick.

I’ll get it down there pretty easy just to prove I can but I’m not doing the whole Viola Davis snot cry along with it. You get exactly one suck… dassit.

I’m a FUCKING earthly delight damn it!!!

Starts rapping nas whole illmatic album.

Better yet… Tag who you ALREADY put through a mattress 👀 (I’m nosy af)

Honestly top tier, no complaints

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Speaking of, just got some pussy for the first time in years. Came fast as hell.. very embarrassed… but also… happy for me?

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Ignoring the urge to have sex 90% of the time and being an absolute slut the other 10.

It’s very cool to me that I’ve kept up my (selective) celibacy this long. It’s a weird thing to say that I’m proud of, but I am proud that I’ve trained my discernment in this way. Ngl though, I have a lot of pent-up energy.

I didn’t know this until years after I graduated

Not even trying to be an asshole but with so many apps out there, sniffies is not the to make friends.

The stache!! It’s gonna tell it every time

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Me? Beautiful? Good morning to you too 😊

#ICEOUT
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Thankfully it was 🙏🏾

Not at all. The biscuit went one way and the chicken went the other. 😭

Slipped on ice, my chic fil a biscuit flew across the sky 😩

Jill said “you aint no jackhammer, I ain’t no city street” I know that’s right

“Gurl! RELAX! I’m not here to take your mortal soul, dang. I just needed to sit down. Chill!”

Hey, hey... Hey Grammy 🏆

Bruno was singing his asssss off on please me

Durand Bernarr won! That’s so exciting

Instead of OOTD posts I’m creating super duper short films! 🎥

Lmaoooo you are 100% right.

I can talk about this topic for endlessly: lots of twins are pressured to present as some kind of freakshow act where a 100% bond is expected. It becomes A LOT as you get older and step into your own.

Me and my twin brother had a very painful falling out a few years ago, but we get along well now with distance

I got to stop using the voice to text feature when I know damn well I can’t talk

by the way, whenever my face looks extra moisturized, I’m wearing makeup.

I love that I keep on perfecting it. It’s very fun and something about it me feels like it’s a small act of rebellion.