Happy Hallojuan

Canada: don’t forget to be nice

USA: Marco Rubio(in Spanish): I’ll take pleasure in gutting you, boy.

Gotta appreciate the Choose Canada commercials in Vancouver while back home Marco Rubio reads the equivalent of Liam Neeson’s Taken phone call speech 🎤 on the Spanish radio stations.

I'm hoping to avoid bots. I think I have a good starting point to talk to some people.

Sailor Selenas!

Aw fuck, congrats!

More like Jared Letdown amirite

Now watching Frankie Quińones stand up.

A bottle of Tic Tack, and Tic Tack Premium- el licor nacional de los Salvadoreños.

Happy Hispanic Heritage month

Yeah - I turned the TV on, and stumbled to MTV classics this morning and was hit with nostalgia.

I miss music videos that were short movies.

Fresh. Rooting for ya

I saw Kid Rock trending, and, for a minute, I thought the week was going to end strong.

None of us can do everything but each of us can do SOMETHING.

yep!

You’re across the Richmond bridge from me?!

Imagine a Fruity Pebbles donut hole with creamy cheesecake filling. AND it’s warm.

Taco Bell Cap'n Crunch Delights

Some fights just ain’t worth it.
There will be people that love your game no matter how bad it is, and people that hate your game no matter how good it is.
Work on what you can influence to the best of your ability and call it a day.
There will always be more shit to do and not enough time - go home

Blue Prince (2025)

This is America right now. Masked white men with no uniform grabbing people off the street because they look Latine. Everyone needs to get involved, but it’s gotta be other white people getting in between ICE and their victims bc we’ve got the biggest chance of not getting hit/arrested. So STAND UP.

holy shit..a master class in de-arrest (especially from the would-be arrestee, he is a KING 🥲)

RIP legend

They’re called the “Browns” but their helmet is orange…

CALIFORNIANS!!!!

You’re gonna start getting your ballots. Vote YES for prop/ state measure 50, (it will be titled differently in different counties.)

Vote as soon as you get your ballot so that phone calls and texts can be directed to people who need more convincing.
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WTF is a luxury watch dealer. Man, fuck this guy.

You have always brought the silly joy 100%. Happy birthday my friend!

a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a fork in his mouth . Alt: The food critic from the movie ratatouille is sitting at a table with a fork in his mouth, and the first taste of the dish transports him immediately back to his childhood

It’s a total ratatouille moment for me.

Game Boy Lego set

I can’t tell you how I excited I am to build this. I saved up all my own money from gifts to buy a Game Boy when I was 8.
It was like that Circuit City Commercial because I was counting pennies. My dad had to buy the batteries for me.

Taking care of a sick toddler:

“You want pan?”

Shakes her head no, immediately grabs a piece of toast and eats it.

Does the government shutdown include the president?