Bad Cow

USMC = U Signed the Motherfucking Contract

I’m at the Prison in Silent Hill 2 and I think i might be all in to beat it- which is new to me because I don’t like horror. I already am kinda over it but just so close now.

"Your attack on Iran is working. No one is talking about you raping children."

My mom woulda been 80 today. At least I’m glad she got to meet my daughter.

4 more years!

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Who's going (perhaps against their better judgement) to #GDC this year? Hit me up, old pals and colleagues! Also, if you know anyone working on narrative-driven projects— especially ambitious/experimental ones— let's connect!

Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element.

I thought this was from Arrested Development

I knew from the get-go that I didn’t like Chris from this season of Love is Blind and so validated to not give a flying fuck about him.

Bruh - I been thinking of a lending library - like game fly for retro but tapping into existing retro stores to keep overhead low and just manage distribution- rent to buy - like when you could borrow a console over the weekend.
I don’t want to buy a PS2 but I would pay $20 a month to play one

I saw controllers - two monitors- a beefy rig, Yeti mic, and frat style projector. He’s a blue collar working man - so I would say multiplayer third person shooters, and some FPS team coop - probably Fortnite, Valorant, and COD - prob while on discord or YouTube

The Poly Fighter demo is live on Steam!! Please check it out if you like fighting games and/or roguelikes!

Thank you!! ❤️❤️❤️

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prince andrew getting arrested on his birthday is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

Gotta take out a second mortgage to get extra sour cream.

Any chance you going to GDC? The SF store is like 5 blocks from Moscone

If you like sports games - Mario Tennis and Mario Golf are fun, so are any of the racing, wrestling and snowboarding ones.

Don’t forget to get a Rumble pack!

I took it as “don’t narc on me” - but it’s my own self imposed pun-ishment.

I hate it when I finally get an idea for those “swap a letter, ruin a show” chains - but the moment has already passed. Anyways:

America’s Next Top Yodel.

100% work from home = 100% sweatpants

For hosting friends - obviously 4 controllers and the basics:
- Mario Kart 64
- Mario Party
- Goldeneye
- Smash Bros
- Diddy Kong Racing

For solo time:
- Shadows of the Empire
- Super Mario 64
- Ocarina of Time

I dress like this every day.

Right?! But each episode has its own closing submission cycle too 🤷🏽‍♂️

Would you count shipping an episodic style game as:

- 1 game for the whole season/series?

or

- 1 game per each episode?

I can hear this picture

Homey isn’t even the “idea guy”

They’re like the Marines of drinking.

Can’t believe GDC is 3 weeks away.

Erin Jackson the first Black Woman to win Olympic Gold Medal in Speed Skating