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@elks.bsky.social

Am elk and I like roller coasters | 30 | he/him | โค๏ธ๐ŸฆŒ @jackariah.bsky.social

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I love how immediately recognizable that waterfall is lol

09.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Turbo Badge!

Turbo Badge!

MORE BADGE!!!
this one is for @turbodragon.bsky.social!

09.11.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure Turbo has a few ideas :p

08.11.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A feline fursona with grey fur, rosettes, and dark hair with blue highlights reclines on a cushion, holding their tail.

A feline fursona with grey fur, rosettes, and dark hair with blue highlights reclines on a cushion, holding their tail.

Some fluffy relaxation for @kosilius.bsky.social ๐Ÿˆ

08.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I love walking around cities so much

08.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.11.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love being so bad at video games that I can't follow/beat a tutorial ๐Ÿค™

(This is not the first time this has happened)

08.11.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

07.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18550    ๐Ÿ” 3421    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 300    ๐Ÿ“Œ 284

Smoking in a customer's car is fuckin wild good lord

06.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

05.11.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7430    ๐Ÿ” 1078    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 520
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sketchy poss

05.11.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 700    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Shoutout to OP whoever you are

05.11.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

when are they gonna put Laura Palmer in fortnite

05.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

05.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2516    ๐Ÿ” 906    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103

Nothing major, just been throwing up more frequently recently so they did a blood panel and that's the only thing they could really find
She's still fine though, just trying to figure out the cause

04.11.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White and tabby cat perched on a desk

White and tabby cat perched on a desk

The face of pancreatitis

04.11.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

america is in a time of great transition

04.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 909    ๐Ÿ” 283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Nice

04.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

04.11.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 989    ๐Ÿ” 374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

03.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44357    ๐Ÿ” 12443    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1398    ๐Ÿ“Œ 734

canโ€™t tell if my antidepressants arenโ€™t working or if they just werenโ€™t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

03.11.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6406    ๐Ÿ” 1239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Big guys

Comm for @gordonthebull.bsky.social and @picoplume.bsky.social

03.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 989    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

03.11.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2001    ๐Ÿ” 433    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
Three panel comic of a guy sitting on the couch watching The Sopranos where Paulie does the point with his pinky and the guy imitates the gesture.

Three panel comic of a guy sitting on the couch watching The Sopranos where Paulie does the point with his pinky and the guy imitates the gesture.

the soparnos

06.06.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2393    ๐Ÿ” 584    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Just a random rough animation I did the other day of my design of Allan from Smiling Friends! ๐Ÿง€

I've done animation off and on just for fun as a hobby within the last 20 years! (I made my first flipbook in 2004!) I like to practice with doing these short clips to try and improve more at it! :D

01.11.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1411    ๐Ÿ” 449    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sheep fursuit with a dark and evil crown, a hellish bell, and a blood red cape, holding a carved Cult of the Lamb pumpkin.

A sheep fursuit with a dark and evil crown, a hellish bell, and a blood red cape, holding a carved Cult of the Lamb pumpkin.

My partner sure has a lot of very devoted friends. They seem to hang on his every word.

(pumpkin was carved by him)

01.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Jersey gets a lot of shit, but they were smart enough to shove Staten Island back onto New York

31.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i โค๏ธ cute gay guys

31.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2518    ๐Ÿ” 691    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

The Revere beach parkway has a strong case for being the most poorly designed road in the world tbh

31.10.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I look forward to seeing Mike Johnson at the trials

30.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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