Megan Smith

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Had a great day! Ordered sushi! Immediately began to catastrophize about the future!

#mood

I have evolved from hoof trimming videos to Lionfish spearing videos.

That's my Head of Sturgery

Did you get this joke from Animal Crossing, y/n

As someone experiencing JJK in real time:

Higuruma is just the second-coming of Nanami.

This Suit Daddy is jaded by his 9-5 and tries to take it out on the system.

Give. Me. More.

I will be in Vegas!! I'll make sure to bring Octavia 😁

I had a deck like this in my drafts for a while. I called it zombie-less zombies. All zombie token makers, no actual zombie on the type lines of cards. 😅

Octavia needs to fill your graveyard quite a bit to get her into play. So looters and mill crabs are really good. This one also scales based on power so you can give it equipment to power mill yourself and then Octavicla can buff it to keep your yard full. And vigiliance!! So many things!!!

I know I'm in it for the long haul when this random uncommon I found in my bulk gets me whooping and jumping out of my seat and scrambling to put it into my Octavia deck.
#wotcstaff

I can't be the only one thinking this, right? ...Right?!

No matter how long it's been since I've seen her, it's nice to know I can still read her like a book. @lagenerica.bsky.social

From Austin, a history major.

Due to most dictators being surrounded by propaganda and government run media, it's hard to say what any of them were like. There's some evidence that roman dictators might have been clownish. Caligula is rumored to have nominated his horse to the senate as an F you.

Lifelink+damage was the first example of an effect I could think of (because I didn't know how many people would understand what baking an effect into a trigger would mean) but I agree it is a fun design! Lifelink is one of those keywords that had a lot of cool applications beyond combat.

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One of my favorite things to say (because it sounds funny) while workshopping Magic cards is "bake [that effect] into the trigger."

Lifelink creature with a damage etb effect? Just fold it in.
#wotcstaff

The little crusty bits on the grill cover

Snoooooow!

It's not even cooked!

Semi-annual reminder that Chihayafuru is required anime watching for all competitive card gamers.

I had to look up the order the abilities are in to see if I still had the sauce.

No sauce. Sauceless. Dry AF

Cleverly giving the wrong answer to not get accused of witchcraft 🤔 could you please step into this body of water for me real quick....

If anyone can guess the card I am going to add you win a PRIZE and then I'll accuse you of witchcraft.

What a carefully planned list for this 5-0 deck with which I have zero reps.............let's just shove ONNNEEE pet card in there juuuuust in case.....

He Acerer in my AK until I Tomb of Annihilation

Yessssssssssss

There's no better feeling than finding the fourth Aluren you thought you lost while trying to build a Legacy deck you'll never play.

I treat most things thay are wrong with me with caffeine too.

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Gosh this headache really hurts, let's look up the cause and see if I can find relief...

*googly search*

"Headaches behind the eyes are commonly caused by eye strain from excessive screen time."

Luckily, we gotta print the decks eventually which forces me to stop 😆