❤️‍🔥Captain Iron Pool❤️‍🔥

Why don’t more people understand that a crueler is the best donut?

Oh he’s dead.

Fuck these people.

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Good.

Yes sir.

Sun chips.

Mitch Hedberg joke.

Ducks eat free at subway.

No thanks. Tax the fuck out of you.

They can’t. They don’t know how to just talk to a woman like she’s a person.

If we don’t die early, the end of our life will probably shine some light on what is happening right now.

What people don’t understand is how crazy things are behind the scenes.

My Pep is being delivered from @lukepbeasley.bsky.social today.

Last year my 9 year old told me that the boys annoy her because she sits at their table in class. I asked her why she sits there and she smiles and says “because they don’t want me to and it makes them mad”

Same vibe here, and I’m all for it.

Ozzy Lemmy and Robin Williams

Ozzy Cobain and Winehouse

Ozzy and Hendrix

I have a hypothetical for you.

Would you rather…

Vote the opposite party you traditionally do, with no objective reason to suspect they’d break the law…

Or…

Your general parties candidate, but you know they’ll break the law and be impeached in their last year.

I see it more as a wet moldy basement than a walk in closet.

We put ours where MAGA will never find it.

The public library.

So why couldn’t you theoretically make a bologna/hotdog sandwich with cottage cheese and potato chips?

Now you have to be predisposed to enjoying cottage cheese, but would it be good?

Cottage cheese and tater chip hotdog please.

I think it’s safe to also say that most varieties of potatoes would go with a deli meat sandwich. Chips. Fries. Hell even mashed, but that’s weird.

And really, we’re starting to get into the general deli meat territory. Most deli meats will pair nicely with a variety of cheese.

So a hotdog or bologna should both be considered a deli sandwich.

So if a hotdog and bologna are the same, can you put cheese on them?

Of course. Chili cheese dogs are delicious.

Would bologna chili be good? Maybe little cubes.

So I think we can establish that baloney and hotdogs can go with cheese.

Over 40 years old and I realized one of my personality traits that my parents build that really really stuck with me.

Don’t get a tattoo of anyone’s name except your children.

So, they were fine.

If you can put relish on a bologna sandwich, then a lot of possibilities start opening up.

Why do you think Chicago dogs are so good? It’s a deli sandwich in a hotdog presentation.

It’s only going to get worse from here.

I’m me from the future current present now past when you read this.

You were correct. I cannot breathe in this.

I’m going to be controversial here.

Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.

AMA I’m currently in a group chat where someone is going nuclear on another friend and I get to watch.

That always makes me feel better about the situation.

Get goods dad’s permission to hit him with paintballs.

We don’t know what happens. All of Florida looked to…uh…the gulf. All at once.

She says how I feel.

The only appropriate answer is to laugh at people for falling for the same bullshit right?

I almost hate dealing with the parents more than the kids.

Hope it works out.