kryodoxis

KEK YOU LATER, FREN COWBOY....

Thread over bc I'm too lazy to look through more of these tweets

10. He looooves interaction bait

9. He loves to party

8. He loves The People(tm), especially of India

7. He's a gamer

6. He's genuinely curious about certain facts, like not in a conspiratorial way he just genuinely has no idea

5. He TRVSTS in Santa Claus delivering gifts to everyone

4. He wants to know whether the things he experiences are normal or whether he should see a doctor

3. He also loves his mutuals and his family

2. He wants to know everything about his mutuals

1. He's like, a hopeless romantic

My theory: the Q guy on Twitter isn't a schizophrenic conspiracy theorist, he's just a really mundane guy with a strange typing style 🧵

cover in the style of "brat and it's completely different but also still brat" (2024) but it reads "kryodoxis and it's completely different but also still kryodoxis"

happy new year!

polish cow tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięc gram odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia

just made this a thing polishcow.ytmnd.com

when you really think about it the polish cow song is a YTMND in another universe

sharty rock is in the pod tonight

[Literature major starting a rap career] I'm on that good bush for Algernon

I'm like hey hello what's up

my soymilk brings all the goys to the pod

Official art of Drake by Hitoshi Ariga, the dragon-type Elite Four member in the Hoenn Pokemon games

you used to call me on my Rotom phone