@darkasaurus.bsky.social
Rawr
Got bored
01.07.2025 18:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do you call fake noodles? Im-pasta-bowl :D
24.06.2025 08:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bell so cool he got an extra wheel
22.04.2025 08:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You call that a motorcycle? This is a motorcycle XD
22.04.2025 06:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"i treasure our friendship".... And by treasure I mean I'm gonna put you in a box and bury you somewhere where no one will ever find you....
22.04.2025 06:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just when you think life is turning around, it turns out to be a round house kick
16.04.2025 07:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would love to take offense to your insults but I don't own a fence. When I get a fence I will be happy to take your insults to offence
04.04.2025 06:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I keep a clone of myself at home, I call him my "homie"
18.03.2025 06:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How do you plead?
"Innocent"
Everyone always talking about how much they love to eat ass, but as someone whose had his fair share of donkeys in his day I gotta say it isn't as good as people hype it up to be...
28.02.2025 09:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What happens to doctors when they eat an apple? Do they just disappear for a day?
28.02.2025 09:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What if Peacocks are just magical chickens and the only way to transform them is by peeing on them? That's why they're called peacocks....
22.02.2025 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What if corn isn't just a food? What if it's like an egg or a cacoon? When it hatches it becomes a scaled creature, like a lizard?
22.02.2025 08:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't have scales, I just grow hardened corn from my body
22.02.2025 07:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man Fork Knife's new season got me out here breaking Neko Neko nii-caps...
22.02.2025 06:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh hey
20.02.2025 06:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When I said I was gonna eat your children, this isn't what I had in mind...
14.02.2025 08:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
*Minding your own business when a man shows up to your door*
"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warrant..... He's wanted in over 12 countries"
Turns out your car is actually an evil transformer who's done some horrible stuff...
You ever see something so cute you just wanna cuddle it super tightly until the light starts to leave it's eyes? Did I also mention I cuddle using my mouth?
10.02.2025 05:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What's a good way to describe me? TIRED that's how...
08.02.2025 08:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If stars ever get used as currency they could be called STARBUCKS ehehehe
08.02.2025 08:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You ever drink so much caffeine that you start hearing colors?
08.02.2025 08:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
*me everytime I see a broom* "I'm either gonna sweep someone off their feet or sword fight them to fossilization"
06.02.2025 10:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have an emotional support food. His name is Croissant, and yes I do nibble on him when I'm stressed
06.02.2025 10:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You ever just see someone who looks like spaghetti on a waffle?
05.02.2025 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What's that? I only have 3 seconds to live? Well f-
01.02.2025 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
