@mercwiththemouth.bsky.social
❛ 𝐈 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉! ❜
PINKIE FROM MY LITTLE PONY!
25.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like it’ll go perfectly well!
25.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!
25.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zuko—
25.07.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1❛ Aren’t you also running for president? ❜ 🤨
25.07.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1SORA! TRUST ME!
25.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
LISTEN UP!
Vote for me for president! Free chimichangas for everyone!
#WadeWilson2026
❛ I swear it wasn’t me— ❜
⦑ what a LIAR ⦒
YES! IT IS I!
19.06.2025 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my god it’s Mega Man from Capcom!
19.06.2025 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SONG I WAS GONNA PUT ON!
⦑ Chat he was introduced to Jacob Lee by Pinkie Pie— ⦒
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
I think I have an idea.
⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
That goes for you too Bluesky!
LOCK THE FUCK IN!
Zuko! Buddy! Lock the fuck in!
19.06.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0⦑ ARISE WADE WILSON! ARISE! ⦒
❛ Can I help you? What did I— ❜
⦑ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GETTING A GAME THIS YEAR! ⦒
❛ GAME TIME BABY!! ❜
❛ THERE HE IS— ❜
08.05.2025 06:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❛ Chat this banana guy won’t stop calling my name! ❜
08.05.2025 05:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1❛ Make that three— ❜
01.05.2025 07:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❛ So I took up a new part time job, I’m cleaning up crime scenes for the mob and i already found two dead bodies! You won’t believe what happened in the apartment I just cleaned. ❜
01.05.2025 07:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0❛ I miss my boyfriend Tails. I miss him a lot. I’ll be back. ❜
⦑ WHAT BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE WADE?? ⦒
❛ It appears so! ❜
06.02.2025 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
❛ I NEED TO LEARN TO STOP CHALLENGING MY OWN WRITER— ❜
06.02.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1❛ Ah, so I’m back to directing good ol Mike here! ❜
⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒
❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜
Tyler.
SAME WAVELENGTH
❛ So I found this place, it’s like the office but you’re in a dream world and you have to solve puzzles to wake up!
Kinda like dream therapy in a way! ❜
⦑ . . .Are you talking about Superliminal Wade? ⦒
❛ Yeah! I think that’s what it’s called! . . . Don’t you fucking dare— ❜
❛ I’M BACK AT THIS FUCKING PLACE AGAIN! ❜
30.01.2025 08:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❛ Y’know what? ❜
⦑ Pulls out boombox and puts on sunglasses. ⦒
❛ DO SOMETHING WRITER! ❜
⦑ Fuck you want me to do bout it? ⦒
❛ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ❜
27.01.2025 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
