Horny Christmas, fappy holidays
25.12.2025 00:53 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Horny Christmas, fappy holidays
25.12.2025 00:53 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Horned beef and cabbitch
24.12.2025 04:07 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Blue puppet man with unibrow and frown singing βI donβt wanna dieβ
09.10.2025 14:43 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Monthly check in.
Hello.
Goodbye.
Watering my plants with bong water
15.07.2025 03:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last half of work was so boring, the boss and I just watched shark videos for two hours then left early
12.06.2025 22:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My boss took a shit and now the whole office stinks
11.06.2025 18:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine being a competent person.
11.06.2025 03:40 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0No
08.06.2025 06:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pride month can start tomorrow, because today is my day
01.06.2025 13:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mr. Basketball Jones and me
Stumbling through the Barclays Center πΆ
the βyou wouldnβt download a carβ meme but it says βyou wouldnβt shit a postβ
27.05.2025 04:48 β π 201 π 42 π¬ 4 π 3Kuzko in emperor new groove On the one hoof: praise kink On the other: unable to accept a compliment
The struggle
14.05.2025 17:18 β π 80 π 25 π¬ 1 π 1Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.
Howdy Ho!
14.05.2025 16:59 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβll always be balls deep in my heart
28.02.2025 01:14 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Me in a filter? Lol
27.02.2025 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I miss making out
27.02.2025 18:47 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0I love bush! (The pubes, not the president)
27.02.2025 18:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm the apple who loves self loathing
27.02.2025 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter
She hates getting her picture taken but I can trick her sometimes. This baby turns 15 this May
27.02.2025 05:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol it grows in my backyard so every summer Iβll find my tuxedo cat out there napping in it
27.02.2025 04:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I noticed you have a penis, I also open carry.
27.02.2025 03:36 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Idfc, I like corn syrup
27.02.2025 03:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βWhereβs the βnip?!β
27.02.2025 03:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, fuck.
27.02.2025 03:17 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My whereabouts are mysterious and important π
26.02.2025 22:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine
Who up feeling gender dysphoria from a photo filter?
26.02.2025 22:07 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1A long hug and a kiss on the head would fix me rn
25.02.2025 17:29 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Bring the hyphy movement back
25.02.2025 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe Iβll just delete my dating apps and lean further into loneliness
25.02.2025 03:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0