Zacktps

Watering my plants with bong water

Last half of work was so boring, the boss and I just watched shark videos for two hours then left early

My boss took a shit and now the whole office stinks

Imagine being a competent person.

No

Pride month can start tomorrow, because today is my day

Mr. Basketball Jones and me
Stumbling through the Barclays Center 🎶

the “you wouldn’t download a car” meme but it says “you wouldn’t shit a post”

Kuzko in emperor new groove On the one hoof: praise kink On the other: unable to accept a compliment

The struggle

Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.

Howdy Ho!

You’ll always be balls deep in my heart

Me in a filter? Lol

I miss making out

I love bush! (The pubes, not the president)

I’m the apple who loves self loathing

A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter

She hates getting her picture taken but I can trick her sometimes. This baby turns 15 this May

Lol it grows in my backyard so every summer I’ll find my tuxedo cat out there napping in it

I noticed you have a penis, I also open carry.

Idfc, I like corn syrup

“Where’s the ‘nip?!”

Well, fuck.

My whereabouts are mysterious and important 😂

Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine

Who up feeling gender dysphoria from a photo filter?

A long hug and a kiss on the head would fix me rn

Bring the hyphy movement back

Maybe I’ll just delete my dating apps and lean further into loneliness

Can’t have a name like Zack and not know how to write a Z

Pinky sticky note with all caps block letters in blue ink that spell out, “hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe. -Zack (xxx) xxx-xxxx”

Oh, so just my normal handwriting then? 😅

Idk, have you seen peoples handwriting these days?

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