@zacktps.bsky.social
36 years dead Bad puppies! We love you!
Blue puppet man with unibrow and frown singing “I don’t wanna die”
09.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Monthly check in.
Hello.
Goodbye.
Watering my plants with bong water
15.07.2025 03:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last half of work was so boring, the boss and I just watched shark videos for two hours then left early
12.06.2025 22:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My boss took a shit and now the whole office stinks
11.06.2025 18:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being a competent person.
11.06.2025 03:40 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0No
08.06.2025 06:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pride month can start tomorrow, because today is my day
01.06.2025 13:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mr. Basketball Jones and me
Stumbling through the Barclays Center 🎶
the “you wouldn’t download a car” meme but it says “you wouldn’t shit a post”
27.05.2025 04:48 — 👍 202 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 3
Kuzko in emperor new groove On the one hoof: praise kink On the other: unable to accept a compliment
The struggle
14.05.2025 17:18 — 👍 80 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 1
Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.
Howdy Ho!
14.05.2025 16:59 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ll always be balls deep in my heart
28.02.2025 01:14 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Me in a filter? Lol
27.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I miss making out
27.02.2025 18:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I love bush! (The pubes, not the president)
27.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m the apple who loves self loathing
27.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter
She hates getting her picture taken but I can trick her sometimes. This baby turns 15 this May
27.02.2025 05:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lol it grows in my backyard so every summer I’ll find my tuxedo cat out there napping in it
27.02.2025 04:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I noticed you have a penis, I also open carry.
27.02.2025 03:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idfc, I like corn syrup
27.02.2025 03:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Where’s the ‘nip?!”
27.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well, fuck.
27.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My whereabouts are mysterious and important 😂
26.02.2025 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine
Who up feeling gender dysphoria from a photo filter?
26.02.2025 22:07 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1A long hug and a kiss on the head would fix me rn
25.02.2025 17:29 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bring the hyphy movement back
25.02.2025 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe I’ll just delete my dating apps and lean further into loneliness
25.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t have a name like Zack and not know how to write a Z
25.02.2025 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pinky sticky note with all caps block letters in blue ink that spell out, “hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe. -Zack (xxx) xxx-xxxx”
Oh, so just my normal handwriting then? 😅
25.02.2025 01:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
