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Zacktps

@zacktps.bsky.social

36 years dead Bad puppies! We love you!

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Horny Christmas, fappy holidays

25.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Horned beef and cabbitch

24.12.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Blue puppet man with unibrow and frown singing β€œI don’t wanna die”

Blue puppet man with unibrow and frown singing β€œI don’t wanna die”

09.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monthly check in.
Hello.
Goodbye.

22.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watering my plants with bong water

15.07.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last half of work was so boring, the boss and I just watched shark videos for two hours then left early

12.06.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boss took a shit and now the whole office stinks

11.06.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being a competent person.

11.06.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No

08.06.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pride month can start tomorrow, because today is my day

01.06.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Basketball Jones and me
Stumbling through the Barclays Center 🎢

27.05.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the β€œyou wouldn’t download a car” meme but it says β€œyou wouldn’t shit a post”

the β€œyou wouldn’t download a car” meme but it says β€œyou wouldn’t shit a post”

27.05.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Kuzko in emperor new groove

On the one hoof: praise kink
On the other: unable to accept a compliment

Kuzko in emperor new groove On the one hoof: praise kink On the other: unable to accept a compliment

The struggle

14.05.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.

Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.

Howdy Ho!

14.05.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll always be balls deep in my heart

28.02.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me in a filter? Lol

27.02.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss making out

27.02.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I love bush! (The pubes, not the president)

27.02.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m the apple who loves self loathing

27.02.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter

A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter

She hates getting her picture taken but I can trick her sometimes. This baby turns 15 this May

27.02.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol it grows in my backyard so every summer I’ll find my tuxedo cat out there napping in it

27.02.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed you have a penis, I also open carry.

27.02.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idfc, I like corn syrup

27.02.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhere’s the β€˜nip?!”

27.02.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, fuck.

27.02.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My whereabouts are mysterious and important πŸ˜‚

26.02.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine

Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine

Who up feeling gender dysphoria from a photo filter?

26.02.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

A long hug and a kiss on the head would fix me rn

25.02.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring the hyphy movement back

25.02.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I’ll just delete my dating apps and lean further into loneliness

25.02.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0