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@hanamichels.bsky.social

They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.

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I’ve literally tried to get out of them multiple times because I know the hard way that if I’m not in the right mood, I’m not gonna do justice to anything, so far entirely unable.

08.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep in mind though I HAVE to have these conversations no one would blame you if you just walked away

08.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that’s why it works, because it is gentle. It highlights the victims when people are unwilling to see perpetrators they may still be willing to see victims.

08.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best way I’ve been able to argue with β€œ there are different definitions of Zionism” people is that it’s just not the time.
If a house is on fire, you don’t argue about the house next door’s right to exist until you put out the fire and have an arson investigation. It’s a very gentle metaphor.

08.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMax is one thing, lumping Pendril in this conversation means that Mulder sees everyone as just a tool for his agenda”

β€œCorrect. He just categorically said Pendril’s life was meaningless if they DON’T PROVE ALIENS.”

08.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ This is the second time that Scully has to spring Mulder specifically out of military jail, like, she’s gotten him out of jail before”

β€œMany times.”

08.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSkinner comes in, he looks, like, mildly annoyed that Pendril got shot”

β€œHe probably doesn’t know Pendril’s name either!”

08.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ Can we talk about how this piece of fucking radioactive material is just sitting in a baggage claim?”

08.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OK new one: β€œ people are just passing around radiation in this episode! So casually!”

08.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, maybe one of them does get it right! I’ll have to rewind

08.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The FMIAM bulitbi love the most is Skinner being a dad replacement for Mulder.

"Mulder, do you want to have a catch?"

08.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right!

08.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since I think I gave you enough for the obscure episode, this quote could relate to literally any X-Files ep β€œ now I don’t know about you, but I expected Mulder to come out with some sort of evidence”

08.03.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(Same riff) β€œMulder leans into these chickens and whispers β€˜where’s my sister???’”

08.03.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWith everything pointing to β€˜HERES THE CANNIBAL PLACE!’ Mulder STILL STRUGGLES WITH IT!”

β€œOh yeah, no, SCULLY does detective work, of course..meanwhile Mulder’s just like β€˜Scully! I need to talk to these chickens!’”

08.03.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s an important lesson: like, don’t eat somebody you don’t know.”

07.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok hard new episode β€œI get this one confused with Red Museum and Die Hand Die Verletzet”

07.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Immediately!! Yes! I didn’t even get to
β€œMulder has the cat’s head gripped so tightly!…He starts smelling the women around him!”

07.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh Syzygy!

07.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok new FMIAM & X-Files episode: β€œit feels written by a guy who doesn’t know how women work like β€˜I dunno, their space periods match up & it makes them murderers?’”

07.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep!

07.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Final quote ” before watching this episode I never would have said Mulder’s into ninja stuff BUT OF COURSE HE IS”

07.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Same ep β€œwhy would you take this to a courtroom?? You have an X-Man on your hands!!”

07.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m quoting episodes of @gamefullyun.bsky.social’s complete series β€œFox Mulder Is A Maniac” & when someone gets which X-Files episode it’s about I’ll post a new one!

1: β€œThe cover of the magazine is just some poor PA in a karate outfit” & β€œMulder is extremely lucky this guy wants to get caught.”

07.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Same. I try to just β€œoops” and move on and remind myself I think of it as neutral, but others don’t so I didn’t intentionally insult anybody, nor did I make them reassure me for something I did even though it was an accident.

07.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Generally the only sector of tech still making helpful things is medical tech. I know a few individual human exceptions trying to do otherwise with their businesses, but they are not in the investment stage. They are also not white guys who were born rich, huh.

07.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re rich and you plan on putting your money in a tech startup, consider the arts! If you’re not going to make money from it, you might as well invest in a good product that doesn’t make money instead of a bad product that doesn’t make money!!

07.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much. I’ve noticed that if I talk to a trans (or cis) woman from here, I can usually say dude. If she’s not from here, I should not say dude. Exceptions obviously and trying to train myself out of β€˜dude as default’ unless I know.

07.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Germs only since long Covid/chronic fatigue. They can trigger a flareup now. Same for crowded spaces.

07.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah, they are. I think it’s the surfing/snowboarding influence.

07.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0