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They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.

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Orange & white tabby on wall mounted shelf with cheek and tail hanging over the edge.

Orange & white tabby on wall mounted shelf with cheek and tail hanging over the edge.

Other cats can eat anything, orange cats put on weight just by breathing. I swear to God the extra cheek meat is from SNIFFING his sisters food.

05.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, Iโ€™m someone who specifically has an attention disorder related to dopamine!!

04.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently gabapentin does different things to different people and given the availability and sheer expense of certain meds under this administration, we must experiment and make me go fucking bonkerbats (clinical term) for a week!!

04.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There wouldnโ€™t be all this effort to gerrymander if it was still hopeless, please remember that!

04.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get ready

04.10.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unlike when kids in the hall try to come back together, you get the feeling they donโ€™t hate each others guts?

03.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A few years ago they did a streaming movie where the deputies have to serve Q a subpoena and it was hilarious. Unfortunately Paramount+ vanished it and now thereโ€™s no (legal) way to watch itโ€ฆ

03.10.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That definitely comes across. There are some aspects they definitely took out for the recent film because theyโ€™re obviously reading the room.

03.10.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I rewatched the whole thing about a year ago and honestly it has a lot of "edgy" stuff in it but its heart always seems like it's in the right place?

I got to interview the cast and basically asked them about copaganda and they were like "lol we want to make them look as bad as we can"

03.10.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, and also a regular one.

03.10.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless itโ€™s absurdism, comedy has like a five-year shelf life tops

03.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but comedy ages like milk. If this were a different genre, I might not say very old.

03.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(as in Lord of the rings, Iโ€™m not enough of a fan to know if thatโ€™s the proper shorthand but I knew enough to get the jokes in the play!)

03.10.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who does he play in that? I saw him in a LOTR satire at a local theater. It was great!

03.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is someone I occasionally collaborate with whom I only started doing so five years after we broke up for that reason! Unfortunately, our ideas together people like until they donโ€™t.

03.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It kind of holds up and kind of doesnโ€™t just because all of the bigotry is coming from bad people, but can still be triggering? Like trigger warning the way you would trigger warning Always Sunny?

03.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yep, theyโ€™re married and they clearly do a lot of work together so definitely respect. Not easy!

03.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, Iโ€™ve noticed!! he does a cameo in one of the season intros. Is she his wife, I thought she was his comedy partner? I guess they could be both! Honestly, real respect if theyโ€™re both.

03.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching movies for a living thereโ€™s always one trailer that plays so often it makes me want to set myself on fire. Currently that trailer is for Roofman. Excited to learn what next monthโ€™s will be!

03.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been watching Reno 911 a very old comedy about cops who really suck and they do more WAY charity work than LAPD

03.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Also like fat bear week itโ€™s OK to call them fat because they donโ€™t speak language and donโ€™t have the same terrible beauty standards.

02.10.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t feel bad they are being relocated, not left in the cold.

02.10.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Eleven Raccoons Stuck Inside Porch
YouTube video by Gates Wildlife Control Eleven Raccoons Stuck Inside Porch

I think fat Bear week is over, but I just wanted to remind yโ€™all that this very Canadian clip of winter raccoons exists

02.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watch an episode of antiques roadshow and tell me boomers donโ€™t have autism at the same rates! They just donโ€™t like video games or cartoons. Thatโ€™s it.

01.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Older generations are like โ€œautism is just a trendโ€ then they go crack & arrange their geodes by rock type or knit sweaters for their porcelain figurines or whatever. They invented the concept of โ€œthe good plates we never use because they are the good platesโ€

01.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Oh yeah, absolutely. Iโ€™m doing potential damage to my heart and if I were allowed to pursue a life of art at my own pace, I would only occasionally take these meds instead of every day.

01.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re preaching to the choir listen Iโ€™m self-employed, Iโ€™m not increasing anyoneโ€™s shareholder value. Mostly because I canโ€™t, but it does make me feel better about having to take a large dosage of meds and healthcare help from my self-employed disabled parents just to barely squeak by.

01.10.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure but itโ€™s also how to survive in society so thereโ€™s really no getting out of it.

01.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That depends on how you look at my frame. I am short, but I have pretty broad shoulders and hips as I was supposed to be average height, Gravesโ€™ disease took some inches away from me.

01.10.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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