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@hanamichels.bsky.social

They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.

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Also if you try to do anal to me w/this you'll be confronted with the fact that I'm a better person than you bc I pick slightly lesser pieces of shit one day every 2 years though I'm still basically endorsing bad people. You'll be so in awe of my good person civic duty you remove your strap on/penis

03.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
human butt in black shorts with "I voted" sticker where the butthole would be

human butt in black shorts with "I voted" sticker where the butthole would be

Posted this before I ended up with a cat person. Coincidence?

03.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

anyone out there with me/cfs have flareup shortening/lessening protocol? I'd like to do SOME minimal exercise because sometimes they last forever & undo all my work, which I need to do for other conditions- both strength training and low impact cardio- but obvs if I do too much I prolong the flareup

03.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still, not adopting any future spouses

02.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10a? I just looked for what's being sold as native to socal so i could be being lied to or just given shitty seeds anyway which if I'm being lied to is kind of a relief

02.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not a plant expert FYI I wouldn't be surprised if I'm doing this wrong. Any advice welcome! Los Angeles County & whatever tiny usda zone that is. 11b? a?

02.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't a joke. Just like when I said columbus fucked a manatee, this is history.

02.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things we could do with simple diplomacy we don’t do because they’re never the actual motive- it’s always been greed, theft and cultural dominance.

02.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Dr. Spaceman and I love knowing that’s how it’s spelled

02.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When the US continues to intervene in other nations’ affairs we don’t just destroy innocent lives, we also crush movements in their infancy.

02.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I remember this bit!

02.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right! I need to rewatch this show, especially now that I have a friend who went through the SNL process.

02.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL
If Tom had secret Apple money, I don’t think he’d be doing Gamefully Unemployed

02.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spreading native plants on my walks makes me feel good, like a Johnny Appleseed who understands the climate & fire season & isn’t a pedophile

02.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it’s just way better to have an individual you can actually contact and have a human conversation with. An individual that can look at your 9lb 16yo cat and say β€œ I’ll only charge pet rent for the big orange one” even though pet rent is an absurd concept, it’s still way better!

02.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, most of us don’t have big yards so you at least need a very secure yard they can access so they don’t escape into the street in addition to walks, otherwise you have to walk CONSTANTLY. I know people who get up at like 4 AM to walk huskies because it’s still cool out and the walk is long.

02.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, we don’t want to report individuals to the state/city because what if this place gets bought up by a big company that’s even worse? At least right now we have a human we can contact and reason with!

02.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s also tough because even if the state has good tenant laws, good luck getting landlords to actually obey them, because they know working class people don’t have the time and money to sue them.

02.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He will do that. Whenever we do improvements ourselves or call someone in sometimes he needs photos or that person’s account but once he gets that he does take it off our rent at least.

02.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for venting, the system is just broken from top to bottom!!!

02.03.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why la shelters are full of them & probably how these people got one. You basically have to have an air conditioner running 24/7 in summer & even daytime in winter. Most of our apartments don’t have central air, so it’s extra expensive. Also, you have to learn to shave them or pay that too

02.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our upstairs neighbor is dealing with water damage that’s affecting us both themselves, after which we gotta repaint ourselves. But our landlord got the wrong paint and he’s gonna drag his ass getting the right paint bc his guys are understandably scared to go to home improvement stores rn

02.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Even apartments are a nightmare because landlords don’t do shit and when they do, they don’t hire professionals, which is fine for some jobs, but not like, foundational? This apt has horrible wiring & plumbing. It smells like burning in the fireplace & flume is closed. Insects have so much access.

02.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You also have to get it directly from the owner like they did because even private equity firms will do the absolute minimum or less to bring a hoarder house up to code and still put it on the market at 1 million and that’s if the house is one story & not in or near an expensive neighborhood.

02.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty much the only way to own a house in LA if you’re not inheriting one as an only child or disgustingly rich. It can’t even just be haunted, no matter how crappy it is it has to be fully condemned.

02.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, that’s also what happens when you mix corgis with anything? It looks like you reshaped the other breed into a corgi body. Dog genetics are indeed wild.

02.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww!! no one can question whether that’s his child!

02.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Account is updated less bc his dads have kids & another dog now. I am in awe at them as a couple sometimes. They are determined to make their lives as rich as possible, even in this environment & economy. This used to be a hoarder house which is why it was affordable, they cleaned & fixed EVERYTHING

02.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s very sassy, but in the sweetest way, he also clearly has pittie & a bunch of small dogs even Pomeranian somehow?

02.03.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think it was 2019. But also, you could just look here and see he even has a coat pattern common in Bassets & classic Basset toes. www.instagram.com/howard_the_l...

02.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0