Also if you try to do anal to me w/this you'll be confronted with the fact that I'm a better person than you bc I pick slightly lesser pieces of shit one day every 2 years though I'm still basically endorsing bad people. You'll be so in awe of my good person civic duty you remove your strap on/penis
03.03.2026 20:48 β
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human butt in black shorts with "I voted" sticker where the butthole would be
Posted this before I ended up with a cat person. Coincidence?
03.03.2026 19:54 β
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anyone out there with me/cfs have flareup shortening/lessening protocol? I'd like to do SOME minimal exercise because sometimes they last forever & undo all my work, which I need to do for other conditions- both strength training and low impact cardio- but obvs if I do too much I prolong the flareup
03.03.2026 19:50 β
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Still, not adopting any future spouses
02.03.2026 21:50 β
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10a? I just looked for what's being sold as native to socal so i could be being lied to or just given shitty seeds anyway which if I'm being lied to is kind of a relief
02.03.2026 21:47 β
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I am not a plant expert FYI I wouldn't be surprised if I'm doing this wrong. Any advice welcome! Los Angeles County & whatever tiny usda zone that is. 11b? a?
02.03.2026 21:38 β
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This isn't a joke. Just like when I said columbus fucked a manatee, this is history.
02.03.2026 20:33 β
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Things we could do with simple diplomacy we donβt do because theyβre never the actual motive- itβs always been greed, theft and cultural dominance.
02.03.2026 19:23 β
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I love Dr. Spaceman and I love knowing thatβs how itβs spelled
02.03.2026 19:22 β
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When the US continues to intervene in other nationsβ affairs we donβt just destroy innocent lives, we also crush movements in their infancy.
02.03.2026 19:19 β
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Oh, I remember this bit!
02.03.2026 19:16 β
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Thatβs right! I need to rewatch this show, especially now that I have a friend who went through the SNL process.
02.03.2026 19:14 β
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LOL
If Tom had secret Apple money, I donβt think heβd be doing Gamefully Unemployed
02.03.2026 19:14 β
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Spreading native plants on my walks makes me feel good, like a Johnny Appleseed who understands the climate & fire season & isnβt a pedophile
02.03.2026 19:07 β
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Yeah, itβs just way better to have an individual you can actually contact and have a human conversation with. An individual that can look at your 9lb 16yo cat and say β Iβll only charge pet rent for the big orange oneβ even though pet rent is an absurd concept, itβs still way better!
02.03.2026 18:57 β
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Also, most of us donβt have big yards so you at least need a very secure yard they can access so they donβt escape into the street in addition to walks, otherwise you have to walk CONSTANTLY. I know people who get up at like 4 AM to walk huskies because itβs still cool out and the walk is long.
02.03.2026 18:55 β
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Also, we donβt want to report individuals to the state/city because what if this place gets bought up by a big company thatβs even worse? At least right now we have a human we can contact and reason with!
02.03.2026 18:50 β
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Itβs also tough because even if the state has good tenant laws, good luck getting landlords to actually obey them, because they know working class people donβt have the time and money to sue them.
02.03.2026 18:48 β
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He will do that. Whenever we do improvements ourselves or call someone in sometimes he needs photos or that personβs account but once he gets that he does take it off our rent at least.
02.03.2026 18:48 β
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Sorry for venting, the system is just broken from top to bottom!!!
02.03.2026 18:37 β
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Thatβs why la shelters are full of them & probably how these people got one. You basically have to have an air conditioner running 24/7 in summer & even daytime in winter. Most of our apartments donβt have central air, so itβs extra expensive. Also, you have to learn to shave them or pay that too
02.03.2026 18:36 β
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Our upstairs neighbor is dealing with water damage thatβs affecting us both themselves, after which we gotta repaint ourselves. But our landlord got the wrong paint and heβs gonna drag his ass getting the right paint bc his guys are understandably scared to go to home improvement stores rn
02.03.2026 18:33 β
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Even apartments are a nightmare because landlords donβt do shit and when they do, they donβt hire professionals, which is fine for some jobs, but not like, foundational? This apt has horrible wiring & plumbing. It smells like burning in the fireplace & flume is closed. Insects have so much access.
02.03.2026 18:29 β
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You also have to get it directly from the owner like they did because even private equity firms will do the absolute minimum or less to bring a hoarder house up to code and still put it on the market at 1 million and thatβs if the house is one story & not in or near an expensive neighborhood.
02.03.2026 18:26 β
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Itβs pretty much the only way to own a house in LA if youβre not inheriting one as an only child or disgustingly rich. It canβt even just be haunted, no matter how crappy it is it has to be fully condemned.
02.03.2026 18:21 β
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Apparently, thatβs also what happens when you mix corgis with anything? It looks like you reshaped the other breed into a corgi body. Dog genetics are indeed wild.
02.03.2026 18:20 β
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Awww!! no one can question whether thatβs his child!
02.03.2026 18:19 β
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Account is updated less bc his dads have kids & another dog now. I am in awe at them as a couple sometimes. They are determined to make their lives as rich as possible, even in this environment & economy. This used to be a hoarder house which is why it was affordable, they cleaned & fixed EVERYTHING
02.03.2026 18:16 β
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Heβs very sassy, but in the sweetest way, he also clearly has pittie & a bunch of small dogs even Pomeranian somehow?
02.03.2026 18:08 β
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I think it was 2019. But also, you could just look here and see he even has a coat pattern common in Bassets & classic Basset toes. www.instagram.com/howard_the_l...
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