Kevin Lively

a series of folders, with eyes and nose and mouth glyphs on them, loosely resembling a face. loosely

a lot of you are hesitating to update to macOS 26, which is too bad, because i'm over here making my new best friend: foldy

Dear Microsoft Word,
Please stop trying to help me format. You’re not helping. Go back to being your old dumb self.

a woman in a red dress and a man in a tan shirt are dancing on a stage . ALT: a woman in a red dress and a man in a tan shirt are dancing on a stage .

One of my Disneyland name tags said Blaine, MO

a man in a tuxedo with a red bow tie is asking how much weight do you think i can bench press ? ALT: a man in a tuxedo with a red bow tie is asking how much weight do you think i can bench press ?

Fred Willars in a Christopher Guest movie can turn any frown upside down.

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

a group of people are sitting at a table with a cupcake with a lit candle on it and the hashtag #mr mayor ALT: a group of people are sitting at a table with a cupcake with a lit candle on it and the hashtag #mr mayor

Drew Carey was updated to Bobby Moynihan

What celebrities have been replaced and by who in another timeline where this attraction never closed?

Or have they been replaced at all?

Wait, maybe the East Wing wasn’t demo’ed for a ballROOM… but a ball pit! He’s building a McDonaldland Playground!

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a jukebox that says radar online.com ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a jukebox that says radar online.com

A local nursery has an opening for a minimum wage job. They’ve received 600+ applications.

a man wearing glasses and a tie is sitting in a car and making a funny face ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is sitting in a car and making a funny face

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No wonder they’re tearing it down. It’s filled with ghosts and snakes.

Can someone explain the economics of people who livestream LEGO building all day? I feel I haven’t reached my potential until I enter this arena

Do they ever descale hotel keurig machines?

My buddy was doing a walk around a hotel project when the executive asked, “So, where do we put all the NFTs?”

Carved my first hippo in quite a while. Loved how it turned out!

Current mood

a man is standing in a dark room with the words `` you were the chosen one '' . ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with the words `` you were the chosen one '' .

Now I’m Darth Skipper.

The Skipper - for when you want to sound like a broken record

I have no say in the matter anymore

Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Had to pull over in WeHo last week to snap this pic. Dumbest shit imaginable. Nobody was buying bagels.

… I feel like the “of friends” was a last minute catch

Weird. Here’s he direct link www.etsy.com/shop/skipper...

When your joke suggestion at the pitch gets out of control.

A major part of ALF’s downfall was his creator’s insistence that he be treated as a real, living thing. So really, the puppeteer was far scarier than the puppet.

His name is Peg Leg Pete?

I’ve been updating SkipperKevin.com with some gnu items.

The Muppet Show was perfect. Not picking it up for series would be a crime against humanity.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA